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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a crush on Lana del Rey

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:43, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
HE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I AM INWINCIBLE

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
have you married an eastern european yet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I left my fucking sunglasses in the hotel in England. The expensive ones
So I brought my spare, cheap pair over here and promptly lost those on the first night. What a prick.

No, I have not. They are ridiculously religious. However, the city ones are hot beyond all reasonable levels, even by eastern European standards. The country ones are hairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
religious?
you mean they want to marry you before sleeping with you? that doesn't sound at all daily mail.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)
The picture on my FB wall where I'm holding a candle?
Just out of shot is the priest in full Orthodox regalia. Just after that photo was taken my brother and his wife had to kiss the bible, the cross, their crown things and the priest's hand before we were all led round the altar four times to chanting and censer swinging.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)
women will only sleep with you for a passport
take that stick and run with it, doggie
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I think she's "meh, moving to alright"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
You are incorrect.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)
i reckon it'd take A LOT of cock to cheer her up

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is definitely a negative.
If you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)
surely too much cock would make you gay?
i mean i reckon she needs more than 30, and if i had to look at 29 other cocks, it'd put me right off
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Oh I see
You mean *different* cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

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