have you married an eastern european yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:45, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I left my fucking sunglasses in the hotel in England. The expensive ones
So I brought my spare, cheap pair over here and promptly lost those on the first night. What a prick.

No, I have not. They are ridiculously religious. However, the city ones are hot beyond all reasonable levels, even by eastern European standards. The country ones are hairy.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)

religious?
you mean they want to marry you before sleeping with you? that doesn't sound at all daily mail.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

The picture on my FB wall where I'm holding a candle?
Just out of shot is the priest in full Orthodox regalia. Just after that photo was taken my brother and his wife had to kiss the bible, the cross, their crown things and the priest's hand before we were all led round the altar four times to chanting and censer swinging.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

women will only sleep with you for a passport
take that stick and run with it, doggie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)