I quite enjoyed school
It was not entirely dissimilar to life on here - everyone took the piss out of each other and I never did any work.
I was the one in the class who could spot a flaw in the teachers' arguments and would point them out where possible. I was described by my form tutor as a 'barrack room lawyer', in other words I was an irritating little shit.
Again, little has changed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:57, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So you're saying needlessly that you had the last laugh?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I thought there was no need to say that.
Wavy lines.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I was desribed by one teacher as having 'many good ideas, but we would prefer it if he were to put them on paper, rather than sharing them with the class'
i.e. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Once again, the same still applies today on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:02, Reply)

This is true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Shove your candle up your arse you fucking WOMAD prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I hope that you are listening to some 'world' music in tribute.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I am listening to the 'man dying from strangulation' stylings of You'ss'ou N'shut that Dour as we speak.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Great album that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

school Borstal.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Fire, doodoodooo, i want you to burn, doodoodoo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Arthur Brown's first LP contains no guitar apart from bass.
HOW FUCKING WEIRD IS THAT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

This is also true of NY psych legends The United States of America's sole outing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

A couple of the records I got for my birthday might appeal to you.
Black Monk Time and a singles collection of The Factory.
No Tuvan Throat Singing though :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Black Monk Time I have, it's great.
I want the Moving Sidewalks' LP.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

It is indeed.
You will know The Factory's Path Through the Forest.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

You will know all the homosexual cruising locations in your area.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Have you seen the Monks documentary?
It's actually rather dull.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I have not.
And with that ringing endorsement, perhaps I won't seek it out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I was well gutted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I like it when he solves crimes by cleaning stuff and aranging cushions.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Any more blood-vomit today?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Ned's Atomic Dustbin had two bass players.
For a given definition of "player" anyway. Two gentlemen in possession of bass guitars.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)