It'll be closed by the end of the year.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:14, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

it has competition from the pub down the road
which has a massive beer garden and a "crab shack" - basically an outdoor kitchen separate to the main menu that does a massive range of seafood and chips. great idea, the place is always rammed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Baby, that's where its at

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)

i loathe seafood
i had some cheese. it was lush.

*unwraps 125 calorie "lunch"*

*sighs*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Steak pie for this cow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)

cannibal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)

You're doing that fucking idiotic starvation diet again, aren't you?
Jesus, woman, you don't learn. *shakes head sadly*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)

i am that
just for a month though, as an end-of-summer kickstart.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

it's affecting her cognitive abilities, prickname

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)

that's genetics

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)

case in point, you'd have come up with something wittier than that if you weren't starving your brain

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

i don't want my brain to shrink
it's my tummy i dislike
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)

your brain needs food too

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Starvation is good for the brain
The body goes "bloody hell, I'm not getting enough food, I must be too stupid to remember where those berries were" and makes some new neurons.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

i hope this is true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

i get dizzy if i don't have a sandwich at 3.30

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

That's new empty braincells coming online

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Yes*
*no.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

then how do you know these things?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

THE INTERNETS
If it's on the internet it must be true.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Non vegetarians can substitute "rotting mammoth carcass" for "berries"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Does it fuck.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I'm going to run and run with this one
mostly because it annoys Al, but you're a bonus too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Any idea if the owners are pub people?
Or people who think running a pub is a good idea but have no idea. If the latter, I give them 6 months.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)

i think it's a small chain of about 3 pubs
so they probably know their stuff a bit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)