Ahahaha
oh dear oh dear
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

guess there'll be a few scottish theme nights at the pig and shoes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Och, tis a braw moonlicht nicht tha nicht!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

aye there be a fair mist pon the glen taenight twa tams.
best get tha fire waermed up and hae a few drams frae yon pig behind bar.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I really want to go to Scotland
Maybe next year. Where should I go? You can't say 'not scotland'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)

for a family holiday just knock about the islands on the west coast.
lewis, jura, islay, iona, harris, uist.... all them places. plenty of castles knocking about the west coast too. castle sween is smashing, used to go there a lot as a kid.

come to glasgow for a day and ditch the fam, I'll buy you a few jars.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

West coast islands...cheers old boy, I'll make a note of that
And ditching the family is always high on the agenda of any trip away
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

eh?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

And I met a scotch once, so I know this is how you all talk

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

of course, I can tell. you appear to have our patois down to a tee.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)