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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what do you reckon to this?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19474419
sex abuse, murder-suicide?

and this?
www.cracked.com/article_19988_the-5-most-nightmarish-worms-planet.html

and this?
www.walesonline.co.uk/sports/cricket-news/glamorganccc/2012/09/04/paralympics-ellie-stays-cool-in-the-pool-to-win-more-gold-91466-31760113/
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:04, 107 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'm just sad to see you two guys not friends at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
you and me both :(
candle
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
You and me and him.
Why can't you two kiss and make up? That said the thought of you two in makeup may well cost me my lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
i can't gaz him after what happened last time :(

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
you should send him an e-mail at work threatening his real life family
or his WOW character, whichever works best for you really. He'll have to listen to you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)
is his email address [email protected]?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I'd eat my hat if it wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Ask his girlfriend to 'mediate'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)
she can mediate my fucken balls, anytime

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)
your shitty newslink froze my computer
newslinks are shit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
well since we're on psychochomp's ignore i'm gonna make it my thing from now on

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
you can do so much better

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)
can i?
can i REALLY?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)
better than a newslink
it's not a glowing endorsement, don't go licking your balls just yet, Q-dawg
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I thought Walesonline was a b3tan dating site

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)
lol

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Whenever I watch Jeremy Kyle, whenever there is a stupidly young couple on the 5th kid, most of the time they're welsh.
I should move wales.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Blatant that's gonna have eyeball worms; no thanks.
Alright everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
alrigh double p.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Not bad thanks.
Just having some soup for lunch from the japanese.

I was watching [that chef who lives on a farm, forgot his name, wittingstall or something like that], and he was making his own pot noodle, and I thought that was a real good idea. I might give it a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I wish you and chompy were still friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)
could everybody just gaz him and tell him we shuold make nice?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
why don't you publish some of your flirting gazzes from him, when he thought you were a bird?
that'll pour oil right on the troubled waters
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)
is this true?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)
naaaaaaaaaaaaaah
he did most of his flirting in the open
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:23, Reply)
you prickteaser

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)
if search wasn't broken i'd find all the cool stuff he used to post

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)
i remember it
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)
i suspect it probably is
bearing in mind this is the dude who hit on every teenage b3tan student going, even going so far as to bring them alcohol in a can on a train.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
he's quite the catch for his sex industry worker girlfriend

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)
oh aye

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Oh man, all those insecurities to exploit, good on him, getting out there.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)
to be fair, applebite is about as insecure as margaret thatcher
if a million times better looking, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)
+ empowered

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
It's not a fair test, when you see Maggy, she's all dressed in the queen's second hand clothes.
It would only be a fair test if you got to see maggy in a corsset doing the splits upside-down.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)
You are a terrible human being.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)
The minute you walked right into the joint.... ba BOM *high leg kick with no knickers*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)
it'd be like the Sarlacc with legs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Why do they have 6 worms,
in the 5 most whatever category? I'm being pedantic, fuck you.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)
oh yeah!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
They had to add your penis last minute

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)
that's usually the best way if you have a "short fuse"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:22, Reply)
'Go Ellie', I reckon.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)
louise just mentioned bridget the midget
she's a pornstar, i suggest not looking her up
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
or down, rather

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Would you have sex with a midget, Q?
I think I would you know. If she was pretty of course. I hold that same principle with people of normal height though.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
bridget's got a lovely face

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)
That one that was in the Max & Paddy show was quite nice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)
i never watched that
northerners
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)
No, I completely understand

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Nice one you two!
Support for people with disabilities *tick*. Ignoring a lousy 'comedy' *also tick*
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)
i googled to see who he was talking about
she's no bridget
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Well come on
How many really good looking ones are there?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)
i think there was a good looking one on baywatch once
on a christmas speical
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
in the end, it was implied they were santa's elves

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Yowzer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Actually, now I come to think of it
There was an alright looking one on Seinfeld once. That was 20 years ago, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Well that's because Bridget is someone to look up (or down) to, to cherish.
She's doing her thing - go sister etc.

Also, to you and Two Hats, I didn't mean to come across as rude (ooer) yesterday - it was about 1 a.m. where I am now, so I fell asleep!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)
i wasn't complaining about you being rude, jimbo
it was those other needy cunts
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Oh, not at all dear boy
So you're an antipodean type? Or not that far?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Japanamangaland
So about 8 hours ahead of our foggy Isles. Only 'till December though. It's great in a way, because I've finished work by the time you guys are up and about, but it means I have to leave 'early' as far as you are concerned!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
JAPANDAMONIUM!
Cool. Well welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Thanks!
Seems alright round here!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
It has its moments
I'm more known for frequenting the dark corners of /talk...but it's gone a bit...weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
That's rather an understatement.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Surely not.
I was told /talk was a place of pretty flowers and lambs frolicking on the lawn. I'm yet to visit this place...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I always wondered
What happened to her after Grange Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I only read the first one, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
no need to apologise, TH

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I didn't read any of them.
I wasn'y paying attention and now I've ordered six cases of whiskey instead of 5 bottles. Fucksake.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Ahahaha
oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)
guess there'll be a few scottish theme nights at the pig and shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Och, tis a braw moonlicht nicht tha nicht!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)
aye there be a fair mist pon the glen taenight twa tams.
best get tha fire waermed up and hae a few drams frae yon pig behind bar.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I really want to go to Scotland
Maybe next year. Where should I go? You can't say 'not scotland'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)
for a family holiday just knock about the islands on the west coast.
lewis, jura, islay, iona, harris, uist.... all them places. plenty of castles knocking about the west coast too. castle sween is smashing, used to go there a lot as a kid.

come to glasgow for a day and ditch the fam, I'll buy you a few jars.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)
West coast islands...cheers old boy, I'll make a note of that
And ditching the family is always high on the agenda of any trip away
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
eh?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)
And I met a scotch once, so I know this is how you all talk

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
of course, I can tell. you appear to have our patois down to a tee.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)
offer to dance for him in return for money.
he likes that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
excellent plan!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)
gazzed him

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)
well played Q! this plan can't fail

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)
oh god, what have i done?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)
woah! how could this plan possibly fail?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)
he'll report me to the mods again and they'll rescind my gaz rights and ban me :(

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)
is that why you changed accounts to this one?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
no, SECRET experiment going on with the quinton one right now
phase two almost complete
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Oh shit
I don't like the sound of that Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)
don't be scared, TH
it's all good fun
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)
hold me!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
check this out
www.liveleak.com/view?i=38c_1346752551

jealous?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I'm not entirely convinced I should be looking at that at work

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)
it's a news thing, not porn

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Isn't "LiveLeak" the name of her show, once every 3 hours?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
big lol

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
HI GANG

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I/truth fairy has been banned

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Oh Beeta :((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
shit website for shit cunts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
for what?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
top of the talk popular page
psychochomp went crying to the mods again
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Friends in high places, eh.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)
reason on the naughty page is
Reason: "going out of your way to be unpleasant to someone who hasn't done anything to antagonise you is shitcunt behaviour"
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

fml
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

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