Are you a girl?
What do girls like? Need to buy a birthday present. Going in twelve minutes. Shoot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:48, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

jo malone perfume

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

She has plenty of perfume that she never wears
Next suggestion please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

louboutins

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

And that would be...?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

SHOES
shiny £500 ones with red soles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Right
and if I was buying for someone with slightly less ludicrously extravagant tastes than you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

one shoe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

a pair of regular shoes and a pot of pillarbox paint

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)

a bag of skittles

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)

A voucher for anal sex
and then turn up with an already shitty cock.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

How about a voucher for anal sex
written in poo, with my cock?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

A spectacularly retarded diet plan.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

ssssh
it's working well. i have lost a LOT of water this week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)

A manly man, a man who isn't afraid of his own masculinaty
cast off those stupid teenage 'alternative' earrings and unforgivable waistcoat, manfully stride though the door and fuck her up the arse on teh kitchen table
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

it's for your mum right ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

20 Silk Cut and a bottle of Bacardi Breezer

( broadsword, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

He said less extravagant taste
20 Lambert and Butler and a bottle of Tesco Value White Rum Beezer, or whatever their shitty knock-off is called.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)