Hi.
Investment bonds are totally unsuitable for non taxpayers. Over 90% of all life and CI policies pay out, so people claiming that insurers do their best not to pay out on life and CI claims talk nonsense.

Any financial planning questions for me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

this is not true
nobody says "they don't pay out". we say "they do their best not to pay out".

which is 10000000000000000000000000000000000% true.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

it's in their interests to pay out.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

shit. swipey's right. THESE ARE THE END DAYS. REPENT SINNERS!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I worked in insurance for a bit, it was WELL shit
hope this is relevant
( broadsword, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)

I've just bought a house on a cliff edge but have no volcano insurance.
IS THIS LEGAL?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

depends.
Is the house mortgaged?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

dunno, you'd need to ask the guy what owns it.
cunt's six feet under. now what?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Depends
how many years no eruption bonus do you have?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

so, you're dead?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

you fucking stupid thick shit.
I hope a woodpecker makes a home in your skull.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)

chicks dug him a hole

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)