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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was in the pub last night and a random guy told me about the time he got mugged
he was at a cash point and a guy grabbed him round the neck from behind, luckily he's a 2 black belt in kick boxing so he pushed him to the ground and knelt on his neck or sometihng. Then everyone around him cheered, and he went to go to the taxi rank and the taxi driver saw what happened and was so impressed he bought him a pint.
I said "sounds like you had the last laugh" but no one else got it :(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:54, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
By in the pub, you mean on the Internet, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)
No I mean in the beer garden of a above average chain pub in Milton Keynes famous Thearter District.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Only cause it sounds like an Internet story

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)
He's a massive bullshitter, I rolled my eyes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Was he 'legless'?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Poppet should be concerned, she lives closest to Legless out of all of us.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Ringoffyre might try and have an affair with her as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)
fuck off is that happening.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)
He totally wants to corner you in a public toilet and attempt to violently sexually assault you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I deliberately carry bottles of spray on deoderant in my bag now in case this happens.
Just cos it's not mace doesn't mean it won't fucking hurt!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
+ cigarette lighter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
oh very good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Oh man, it's a shame there wasn't a studio audience of b3tans watching that

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
what's up with thaaaaattt?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I will not rest until the popular page is just this over and over again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I'm amazed at how often it has been the perfect response in the last few days.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:07, Reply)

www.google.com/search?q=dawson%20crying&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is excellent internet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
That's the idea

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)

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