It's quite scary that, my parents have a house just a stones throw from the crime scene.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

CAN YOU ACCOUNT FOR THEIR MOVEMENTS OVER THE PAST 48HRS*?


*I AM SUGGESTING YOUR PARENTS ARE MURDERERS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

*wonders why Monty has to use capitals*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

He's piled up all his pennys on the shift key.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

*tells Al that it's my Police interview style*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

*wonders if "police interview style" is what Monty calls his best sexual technique*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

*tells Al that yes, yes it is*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

*in a smokey old black'n'white office with a sign saying 'Private Eye' on the door*
It was then, as I read the case report of this henious crime, that I realised... The perp didn't just use capitals, but the capital used him. God, I hate this city.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Where's 'vag' when you need him?
This is right up his 'alley noir'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Maybe your parents were the intended victim of the hitman.
Facts:
1. He was "brown"
2. He was born in Iraq
3. Probably had a bit of money
4. Shot in the head.

case closed.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Those darkies always get killed by hitmen. It's in their nature.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)