In the immortal words of Glen Campbell
There'll be a load of compromisin' On the road to my horizon. But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me.

When was the last time you made a compromise for a loved one? What was it and did you reap any benefit?

Alt: Fuck compromise! It's for weak minded pussies! What would you absolutely NOT compromise on? For me it would be Heinz ketchup ;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:50, 115 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Butter not margarine.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)

It's a bitch though because it doesn't spread.
Tastes great though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)

It spreads fine, you just need a better technique.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)

You're talking about your girlfriend aren't you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Are you looking to get stepped here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Chompy can't step people.
I'm not scared.

I might send his girlfriend a gaz telling her I'm not scared.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Nothing she likes more than a good gaz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I think it's quentins aggressive sex offers that she had a problem with.
And the fact he can't control himself online.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Lusty got them too.
They were 'hilarious'*


*not a little disturbing
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

So if I was kind of subtle about it
you know, hiding most of my cock behind a hanky in the photos, that kind of thing, you think she'd be okay?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

What you have to do
is make aggressive sex offers through the medium of promotional vouchers. We've all seen your excellent design skills, you just have to zhush it up a bit and I reckon you'll be be in there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Like this?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Leave it alone Al, she was going to delete her account and all her posts over this stuff.
After nearly 6 years on here. It's not fair on her to do that because you think it's funny to wind me up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Chompy I'm seriously hurt that you think I would actually send an agressively sexaul gaz to your girlfriend
which included a naked picture of me with my genitals disguised with a hanky.

I will await your apology.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I'll write sorry on my cock and send it to your wifes work email.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Can you put some flowers behind it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I'll stick one down my japs eye.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I'm sad that Monty appears to have fucked off and hasn't seen my picture above.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

*reassures Al that I'm here and have clicked like Michael J Fox's jaw*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)

You'll he to do it like this.
soz
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again
It's incredibly creepy, offline.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Daily mail not being sensationalist at all
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2198777/Lake-Annecy-shooting-French-Alps-Girl-4-ALIVE--murdered-father-named-Saad-Al-Hilli.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

It's quite scary that, my parents have a house just a stones throw from the crime scene.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

CAN YOU ACCOUNT FOR THEIR MOVEMENTS OVER THE PAST 48HRS*?


*I AM SUGGESTING YOUR PARENTS ARE MURDERERS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

*wonders why Monty has to use capitals*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

He's piled up all his pennys on the shift key.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

*tells Al that it's my Police interview style*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

*wonders if "police interview style" is what Monty calls his best sexual technique*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

*tells Al that yes, yes it is*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

*in a smokey old black'n'white office with a sign saying 'Private Eye' on the door*
It was then, as I read the case report of this henious crime, that I realised... The perp didn't just use capitals, but the capital used him. God, I hate this city.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Where's 'vag' when you need him?
This is right up his 'alley noir'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Maybe your parents were the intended victim of the hitman.
Facts:
1. He was "brown"
2. He was born in Iraq
3. Probably had a bit of money
4. Shot in the head.

case closed.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Those darkies always get killed by hitmen. It's in their nature.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

badum tish

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Dip the knife in very hot water, then scrape a thin layer off the block, spreads just fine.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Good skills!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)

It'd go through it like a hot knife through...
WAIDAMINIT
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)

buy spreadable.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Your mum wouldn't swallow
So we compromised and I came all over her face instead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)

She's filthy and no mistake.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I only drew a moustache on my drunk friend's arm, and not his face.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

You are a true friend. Haha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I truly am.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

But a moustache on someone's arm makes no sense at all.
Did he even realise it was a moustache?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Don't know, he was pretty drunk. So was I, come to that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

By The Time I Get To Phoenix was a far better track

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

The nine stone cowboy?

It's normally the other way round and the poor cow reaps shit-all in the way of benefit unless 'me stopping complaining' counts?

Alt: YEAAAH BOYEEEE. I say what I like and I like what I bloody well say!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Alright chap?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Meh. You?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Less so, have just got back to Cardiff. Ex-missus meh? Any news on your little ones' first day of school?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Nope. Not a fucking clue.
She could have got expelled for punching the headmistress and I'd be none the wiser.

Hoping to take her to see 'Brave' on Sunday, so expect dejected beakering from me on Monday when it doesn't happen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Bad fucking times mate.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Alt: beer
There are so many good beers these days I refuse to drink crap like Boddingtons or John Smith's on electric pumps.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I had a pit of Boddingtons a month or so ago
I really enjoyed it, i've not have it since I lived in Mnachester.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I remember Caffreys not being that bad but Boddingtons was very watery.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I prefer their peas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

That would have been a much better programme.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

CAfferys was an excellent session beer.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Chemical pint.
Like Carling Premier.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Red Stripe is worse.
I would imagine it's illegal in Deutschland.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Boddingtons went shit when they closed the brewery in Manchester.
it's like Stella now, made in London. by a bloke called Geoff. Real Stella tastes nothing like the stuff sold here.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Real Stella?
Have you heard yourself?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

The Belgian beer, not the English crap
Totally different, doesn't taste of chemicals for a start.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I will be consuming lots of lovely polish all this weekend. Yum yum.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Mr Sheen?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Well, he likes a bit of "charlie"
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:14, Reply)

*says AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

God's nectar
Mostly Deuchars IPA this weekend and I can't wait :)
( b3tz, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)

i think its pretty disgusting that you havent been modded after you beat up barryfromeastenders after he fucked your wife
Im not here to start arguments or anything but you beat him bad I hear, including sticking your arse on his face and guffing.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

It's all a bit suspicious
Stunned claimed that it was all a misunderstanding, that they made friends and that Baz went home.
But no one has seen or heard anything from poor Baz since.
I'm not suggesting that Stunned killed him or owt, but something ain't right...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I was speaking to Jeff last night and he said he'd call him.
I never killed no one no how , your honour!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

We need Monty and his police interview style to get to the bottom of this.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

he aint doin the lambeth walk no more thats all im sayin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I heard he threw him down the 'apples and pears'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)

It's ok, the police don't bother investigating crimes if the victim is a bit of a shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Everything's negotiable

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I'm afraid I can't accept these terms, TH.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Well I'm sure we can come to an agreement

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

In the words of the Rev Ian Paisley
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

+ oh alright then.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Alt: food.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

This'll be a good hipster machine
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2199151/Urban-runaround-The-Flinstones-bicycle-pedals-saddle-powered-walking.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Oh for crying out loud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Look at my wikkid wheels dude.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)

wikkid wheels overpriced piece of shit that makes me look like an utter knob
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I like the way they've called it the Fliz
Because people using it will definitely look like fliz
( Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)

*agrees with Kroney and does a not real lol*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:09, Reply)

[poor taste joke about a fat-faced Chinaman goes here]

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

*thinks about seeing if I can be arsed to try to do all my posts til the end of tomorrow in this manner*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Pleas don't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:09, Reply)

*makes mental note that Battered doesn't like it and vows to do it much, much more*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Evening.
Anything fun happening in the world this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:43, Reply)

i comprised my bed for one at my cousin's to watch her kids a few nights a week
I reap $50 a night
CHA CHING
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Do you get to raid the fridge and have the television remote as well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)

I compromised by collaborating with a Bavarian occupying force, who allowed me to run a puppet government in return for handing in resistance members.
No, wait sorry that was Kroney, I just bought own brand shreddies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:58, Reply)

this post has made me want shreddies
and sell out to the bad guys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Shreddies look shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)

I imagine you in silk boxers...
...every night
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:13, Reply)

yet taste delicious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:15, Reply)

I didn't punch anyone this morning when I was in the foulest of moods
I did, however have a cup of tea and agree to hold off the rage until I know if it's worth it. (it's about work, don't worry, you won't care)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:06, Reply)

If only you'd have rolled a double 16 you could have punched everyone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Larperlols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:10, Reply)

there are no dice in larp,
noob
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:14, Reply)

especially with my +4 rage modifier

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:14, Reply)

Miniape and I are playing hide and seek before baths and bed
I learnt today that she much prefers books to the telly, in fact she basically ignores the TV. *prouds*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Has mini ape muttered the words....
'One more game, then it's bath time' yet?

(before you get all stroppy and say you aren't tired)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:14, Reply)

no speaking yet, just much running!!
And she is currently using my chest as a drum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:17, Reply)

Not a single meatloaf joke.
You bunch of cunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:09, Reply)

1 out of 110 ain't bad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:19, Reply)

JUST COS SHE DANCES GO-GO, THAT DON'T MAKE HER A HO, NO.
Maxine, put your red shoes on - we're goin' to a disco.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Woo! Roota.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Och aye the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:39, Reply)

I'M POSTING IN CAPS IN THE HELLO ROOTA SUBTHREAD, TO GIVE THE ILLUSION I'M ALSO REALLY EXCITED ABOUT ROOTA, VUT REALLY I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I'VE SPOKEN TO ROOTA BEFORE BUT AM STILL NEW TO /OT SO REALLY DON'T WANT TO BURN ANY BRIDGES YET. EXCEPT VAGABOND.
he can fuck off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:46, Reply)

roota is well cool
but I'm being all aloof and stuff and not using uppercase and then going to do the shopping

laters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:53, Reply)