Second game for my new club on Saturday.
Playing out of position, but, meh, least they are picking me.

Spot of golf on sunday I suspect. Otherwise, food and booze and rock and roll.

I'm more or less ambivalent about the state of my mother's back doors, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What position do you play?
Also golf? I thought better of you badger I really did
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I'm a forward
My new club have a weird but effective formation essentially based on a hybrid of the Dutch and Aussie formations and I have to play as high midfielder.

And, sorry, but golf is compulsory in scotchland. Even the neds are good at it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I didn't.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)

If anything, I thought slightly worse of him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I'm not sure it's possilbe to think worse of him than me.
But you're welcome to try.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

now, now,
let's not turn this undisguised hatred into a competition.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I say we should.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

You could make a poll or sutin.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

That would only add to your delusional self-importance.
I don't want to fan those particular flames.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

they went out years ago.
pissed on by society.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Hahahahahaah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

You love your mums stinky arse just uuurrrggghhh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

that's a stretch from "ambivalent"
old boy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

no it ent, MR PROFESSOR the word means a set of (strong) conflicting emotions YOU THEREFORE LOVE YOUR OLD DEARS STINK HOLE
u bin brained by hockey sticks or summit boy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

God I hate him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

at least you aren't ambivalent about me.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)

If you don't shut up
you'll be going home in a fuckin' ambivalence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)

It's like Wilfs passed the proverbial balloon to him
HE DISGUSTS ME
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

right, now what's a "wilf" ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)

aka Foggsy aka Mr Positive aka some other names

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

ONE OF lONDON tOWNS BIGGEST COCKS EVER
USUALLY SEEN ON THE ROAD HAVING FALLEN OFF HIS BIKE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Ah, right so.


ps you left your caps lock on from below.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

IM FILLING IN SPREADSHEETS IN CAPS ITS TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO TAKE THEM OFF

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

YOUR PAPERCLIP INVENTORY IS GOING TO SOUND VERY ANGRY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Hopefully he'll fuck off round the world for 80 days as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I'm starting to sense some hostility, here, Boyce.
that makes me sad.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Wuv woo weally x x x x x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)

It doesn't specifically mention hockey, but I'm sure there is a similar level of risk
www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9523174/Rugby-concussion-dementia-risk.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

there's also
www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/45666752/Hockey-injury-linked-to-incontinence.html
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

The bit in brackets is the bit that you inserted which isn't actually in any way part of the definition
which kind of scuppers your argument, Rory old chap.

But, yeah, I have been brained with a hockey stick, since you ask.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

FUCK YOU MR BRAINED PROFESSOR
IF LOVE AND HATE AINT (STRONG) EMOTIONS WHAT THE FUCK ARE !!???? ITS CLEAR FOR THE CLASS YOU LOVE YOUR OLD MAS STICK HOLE U MENTALIST
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

This is bullying of my feelings for my mother's dirtpipe.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

+ (strong)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

haha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)