that's pretty good going, considering it's a congealed algae mess of shit, beer cans, mattress's and beer cans

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Your fucking dog could've eaten it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

he were in there again on saturday :(
dirty cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MONTYS FLAT, WHAT IS THE CANAL LIKE??? LOL!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I don't get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Lusty withholding conjugal rights until you clean the place up?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

*gaffaws*

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)

the ghost of barryfromeastenders still resides in the Kitchen, it's uncanny
Monty needs a tv Exorcist, a ten minute slot on a cable show and £20.00 in expenses to resolve it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I'll never be able to sell the place until that restless spirit is at peace.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and it's like I can hear someone going through my kitchen drawers endlessly looking for something...something belonging to someone else.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Haha Barry 5am rape kitchen

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

always at 5am, always
s'alright during the week, but a right ballache at the weekends
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)