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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SO....Lighty's a nonce. Who knew*?
You're a fucking nonce too. MMPS is easily the biggest nonce in Scotchland and I don't just mean he's really fucking fat (which he is). Coming on here with his deep-fried birthday giving it the fucking lah-di-dah Billy Big-bollocks.

*apart from all his victims, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:49, 179 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I had your daughter.
she was shite as well as fucking ugly. tell her I said hi and next time wear the blue dress.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)
She can't wear the blue dress I'm afraid.
Your dad's borrowed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
if he wants to wear it I'll need to exhume the corpse again.
fuck sake dad, first it was dress me up as dame edna and now this!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
He really is something, your dad.
Right character.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)
he played with the stones once, saw mick jagger's willy.
he said it was right huge.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)
When you say 'played with'.....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)
wow, that really was a new low.
congrats OT, you've now been fully infected.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
hang on
if she was shite and ugly, why would there be a next time?

i'm not sure you've thought this through
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)
monty pays me to see the videos.
pretty fucking sick if you ask me but a spesh is a spesh
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Innit doe.
Nigga be mad thirsty, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Typical low expectations of the Scotchpeoples

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
It's like he's some kind of ghastly Jockanese liar or something

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
so he's the only liar on /qotw
he should get his lying scurvy arse back to /talk, pronto. we don't want lies around these here parts
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)
NO LIARS HERE PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A SWORD

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Just one phone call is all it will take.
Just ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
He tried to touch me once, until he found out that I was 'of age'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Has someone rubbed you up the wrong way?
How do you rub the right way?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
^ typical nonce question

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Why do all paedophiles LOOK like paedophiles
a dull it gimp by day, a raving pedarest gone 5. I heard he's now got a taste for Bangladeshi kids these days, I can't think why.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I heard it's because he likes the way their arses carry the faint whiff of garam masala about them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)
And it makes his nob smell of curry.
So I've heard. Ahem!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Course. 'Heard' yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Physiognomic determinism?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
yeah and he's a fucking nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
PhysioNONCE determinism MORE LIKE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I think there's a difference between fancying kids and gnomes

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Typical nonce defence
"But I though they were gnomes!"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Alright, what's going on?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
monty is having his period.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
oh *that's* what it is.
I thought someone had cut his coke badly again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
so..... am I going to get a birthday blowie?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
OK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
about fucking time.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
not from me.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
fucking hell poppet...... fucking hell :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I'm confused.
Are you guys still getting married?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Do I need to buy a hat?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
No need. There's a bloke on here who has two.
I'm sure he'll lend you one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I'm afraid I can't do that
For....personal reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Some friend you are!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:34, Reply)
friendship doesn't enter into it
It's a matter of preserving my spiritual identity
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)
You can borrow mine
As I won't be invited to the wedding.

*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
pretty sure you'll live.
/ac
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
how will you ever break your virginity if you don't scrape the barrel?
poor poppet :( lonely 4lyfe
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I'd rather be a virgin forever.
I've got my vibrators, fingers and lube, that's all I need mate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
you filthy whore!!!
nah, you're alright you are.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I'm sure mmps has all of those too
in his underground nonceschwitz
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I prefer mine.
You know, just cos they're mine. And not, y'know, covered in sweaty noncejizz.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)
It probably wouldn't be as bad as you're expecting
Nothing ventured and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Come on over Hatsy, whole lotta noncin' goin' on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
my default assumption is that you're all nonces
Im on a train!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Train to NONCEVILLE I bet.
Did you go for that meal and if so, any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I did it was very good i had to sleep above the covers
due to meat sweats.
I saw one of kittys pole dancing showcases as well. It was fucking empowering.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
What were the chicken hearts like?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)
didnt have them they only came out once and i already had a plateful
chilli beef and very rare rump were the best.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Same for me last time I went.
Kept my eye out for them but had fat bastarded out by the time they reappeared.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Unlucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)
£2.80 a pint of guiness at the pole thing so i was happy

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Look at the floor and keep drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Why look at the floor?
Surely you want to be checking the "norks" out?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Not those ones you wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Oh, I see.
She not nice then?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Kitty's titties bit shitty?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Nattier than her bitty clitty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)
she didn't get her boobs out
only fat burlesque people did the pole dancers span around and went upside down and stuff. looked painful but to be honest it was lost on me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Why bother then?
A dressed poledancer? Since when????
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
IT'S EMPOWERING!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I hope it was oak

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Someone I know was at that all you can eat meat place on Saturday.
Did you see him?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)
i went on Sunday

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)
this makes me think of Old Spice Guy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Old NONCE guy more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Paedo nonce rammer, more like!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Gyppo bestialist cuntflaps more like!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Vulva scat melly, more like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
OK you win.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)
most my posts have that effect.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Because you remind people of the 1970s?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
what have i missed then?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Only some full on NONCING taking place, here on this very board.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)
/noncetopic

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Load of disgusting nonces.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Went into a bar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)
One says to the other:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)
this joke wont end well

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I HAVE TO WALK BACK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)
What's our kid like?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)
HEAD FOUND:
www.london24.com/news/head_found_near_where_eastenders_actress_gemma_mccluskie_s_torso_was_recovered_in_regent_s_canal_1_1510583

This is where I walk every morning. Once again the spectre of beheading stalks my every movement.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I didn't recognise her with her head on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)
The important detail that no one's mentioning
is who did she play in Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Ian Beale.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I sold Adam Woodyatt some shelving once.
He is, incredibly, a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)
i found out where beth jordaches lesbian lover lives yesterday
I was like OMG
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)
NO FUCKEN WAY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)
i'm a right friend to the stars me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)
My brother delivered a wardrobe to 'Geeta' from EastEnders once.
No lie.

And I saw Benny Green from Grange Hill at Carnival once. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)
that's fuck all, I see billy mitchell like all the time

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Yeah bull shit Mr Han man

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)
/film

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Hewwo Mr Bwaithwaite

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Aww der heavenwee gworwee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Back in the early-mid 90's an old mate of mine claimed to have gotten off with Anna Friel at a festival
We didn't believe him then, and still don't to this very day
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Well that throws my whole belief system out the window
He comes across as being so nice on the show
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)
There is something a little creepy about the fact that I've walked within a few feet
of a severed head, five times a week, for several months.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)
that's not creepy, that's just you and thousands of other people being spectacularly unobservant.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Either that or the head was just "put" there for someone to find....

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Unobservant?
You can't see two centimetres below the surface of that skanky canal. At the moment it's covered in thick green algae.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)
and heads

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)
that's pretty good going, considering it's a congealed algae mess of shit, beer cans, mattress's and beer cans

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Your fucking dog could've eaten it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)
he were in there again on saturday :(
dirty cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MONTYS FLAT, WHAT IS THE CANAL LIKE??? LOL!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Lusty withholding conjugal rights until you clean the place up?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)
*gaffaws*

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)
the ghost of barryfromeastenders still resides in the Kitchen, it's uncanny
Monty needs a tv Exorcist, a ten minute slot on a cable show and £20.00 in expenses to resolve it
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I'll never be able to sell the place until that restless spirit is at peace.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and it's like I can hear someone going through my kitchen drawers endlessly looking for something...something belonging to someone else.....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Haha Barry 5am rape kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)
always at 5am, always
s'alright during the week, but a right ballache at the weekends
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
What is it today with everyone complaining about not getting head?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Been round your dad's for lunch again?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Yes, and it left me still hungry

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Has your brother got a good alibi?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)
HE WAS WITH ME ALL DAY OK???

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)
jimmy Hill

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)
No, my brother.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)
where are we having lunch in a couple of weeks?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Needoo's?
Unless anyone has any objection. Or we could go up Dalston for Turkish at Mangal? That's excellent. Or Vietnamese in Wankditch.

Up to you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Gotta be a curry, innt.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Fine by me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Ben E King'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I reckon.
Although as it's just Monty's birthday why don't we ask only him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Ask him what?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Where to eat. Where to go. What time.
You know. It's all about Monty.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Well where would you like to go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Oh fucking hell!
Someone's going to ACTUALLY going to ASK me what I'D like, are they?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
No. He's only joking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Not really.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
He'd like to go wherever the fuck I tell him OK?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
How about you and me find some other place to eat, eh Stunned?
Just the two of us, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)
^ GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Oh right.
Two blokes can't enjoy an intimate dinner together in a quiet, romantic, candlelit setting, before heading back to the flat of one of them for some medium to heavy petting without being accused of being gay now, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)
*washes cock*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Tangers,
That'd be lovely. I'm thinking Needoo's?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Perfect.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)
It's fully booked that night. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Sorry, who are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I'm in favour of Needoos
mostly because it's walking distance. Also I plan on taking my Dad there next time he visits and I'd like some expert advice on what to order.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)
How much would even be left after 6 months?
And will she make an unexpected and emotional return to "the square"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)
...as Dot Cotton's long lost sister.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)
+ better looking

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)
+ younger

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)
+ better smelling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
+ warmer clunge

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Alright ho bags?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Are you back in Wales?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)
No, he's in Afghanistan.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)
*sends donation to the Taliban*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

ation uts hanging from fishing rods
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

ation ner kebab
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

why?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Can't I even try and spark a conversation? You're paranoid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Not paranoid, just have no interest in talking to you.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Why ever not?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)

you're an arse.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
How so?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Because Nakers, you keep undressing him with your eyes and it's making him uncomfortable.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I can't help being sexually attracted to manatees

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This all sounds a bit cliquey to me.

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
FUCK OFF BERT.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)
*revs trans-am*

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
You should expose them for what they really are

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)
OKIE-DOKIE!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
But you're invited as well.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
fuck off bret

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

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