There was a very pretty girl today who flagged me down in the street.
She was really excited to see me, and keen to ask how I was doing. We hit it off immediately, and she told me all about the charity she works for and everything.

It seemed like a really worthy cause, and it felt like we really connected, so I gave her my credit card details and made a donation.

I hope we'll see each other again soon!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:25, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Afternoon Gonz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I really feel like I've made a friend.
Who knows where it could lead!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Nice one!
*high fives!*
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I think I might have fallen for her a little bit.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I know how you feel...
...Nice bit of chat, she's interested in what you have to say - it all looks good... Then Bam! 'let's talk about money' - you're practically married.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I've got Katrina And The Waves in my head now!
I'm in love!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Just think of Eurovision, just think ot Eurovision.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Oh Christ.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Alright Vag,
howsit going?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)

He's not even replied!
Such a fucking wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I think he doesn't like me very much.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Hi Windy
Soz - dint see this 'til now. How's you? How could I possibly not like you? Did you have a nice weekend?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)

^ INSINCERE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)

^ INSECURE

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)

^"YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)