The moon is not a suitable partner
Despite what the agile cow says.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:05, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

but he has such a friendly face
BRING ME THE MOON, I demand, and one day shall it be so. Then shall I be crushed by gravity as the moon cannot be harnessed nor kept from it's roaming
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:07, Reply)

SHUT UP.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Think that might be more of "prepared to travel?"
I don't think the moon can come to South Wales for sex, however much it may wish to.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:10, Reply)

nobody is ever prepared to
come to south wales, sex or not
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I did!
I had fine sex in Tenby - and I will commit this statement to the record.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I thought you said you only had a few claims to fame

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:16, Reply)

It wasn't reported in the Tenby Daily Post

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Saundersfoot Weekly had it, though. Always on the ball, monthly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:24, Reply)

And not even runcible, the fucker. Eh......
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:22, Reply)