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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It will be eight flipping years since I became a member soonwhere do you think we will be in eight years?
alt: Do you think there should be a /projects board where b3tans can collaborate on things?
alt alt: crossbow or longbow ?
alt alt alt: favourite chocolate bar?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:15,
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I like the idea of a projects board, for what it's worth :)
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:21,
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ThanksI reason it will be slower than OT, but a bit like /calendar possibly with invite only options
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:23,
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Still here but with more energy efficiency and everything in the UK still London-centredAlt: Yes
alt alt: Crossbow
alt alt alt: Boost
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I have a 23 year old rucksack which soon has to go to rucksack heavenif the next one lasts this long I will be 58 when it dies.
alt alt:I have a larp cross bow, it's a lot of fun and if it were a combat situation a proper crossbow would be wicked. I do however have a badass recurve bow which I've not used for a few weeks, but I kind of want to.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:26,
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Not a clueAlt: Seems like a good idea.
AltAlt: Longbow, the missus shoots something similar (I think, I tend to switch off when she's talking about archery)
AltAltAlt: Boost or Twirl.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:29,
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because of this post I just had a cadburys mini roll which have been left dormant for some months. I have just remembered how amazing chocolate is, it's light sugary dance on your tongue, it's seductive texture (and that of the ecstatically fluffy cakey centre). Fucking diet.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:35,
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There's a new BBQ restaurant just opened in LeedsYou should go.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:41,
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I leave tomorrow for pastures new(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:42,
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Just got hereBe gazzed in a minute
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:51,
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Ahh, fair enoughAny chance of joining us for a bash later in the year?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:51,
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I'm vegetarian.Think I'll pass.
You been to Nation of Shopkeepers yet?
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Good point, I'd forgotten about thatNot yet, stil several places I need to go to in Leeds.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:49,
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Mojo or The Wardrobe or North BarOr both.
Mojo is well knackered now but it's still the best bar in Leeds.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:02,
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Turn right out of North Bar, first side street on right. Street looks very discouraging but persevere - it's on the left half way down.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:17,
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North Bar is Upper BriggateSo past Headrow on the right. Next to Smokestack.
North Bar does good tunes and real ale - a rare combination.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:21,
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If you've got your sense of humour back, maybeEvery time I've been on here for a while you've been some sort of Rory clone.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:27,
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No, you're quite rightIrony you have in spades and I like that.
Humility you don't got.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:38,
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We've been through this before.Everybody wears a mask on here. I do, you do, Rory does, Monty does. Th ego thing is just part of the cover story.
And please don't mention irony, Al will just go and look up wikipedia and tell you that no, it's not irony.
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To stretch a pointA rapist wears a mask. Is the rapist the man, or the man in a mask?
How far do you take your assumed identity? I don't think TD gets too far from S D-R.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:47,
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Why not? It's an assumed identity - albiet in an unpleasant similie.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:52,
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One is fo rthe purpose of committing a violent and invasive crime, the other is for pissing about on the internet.(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:53, Reply)
I'll write this on the inside of my balacalva before I go out tonight.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:59,
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North Bar then?I'm looking quiet next week so far.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:03,
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We used to have a pretentious annoying pedant on /talk back in the day.Then he lost his virginity and suddenly stopped posting.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:28,
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I'm good for a few quid if we're having a whip-round.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:36,
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It's a cool place. I like the Joy Division skateboard and the Chuck D mural.Good beers too.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:05,
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/Projects got a mostly positive response so I have escalated it to the feature requests board (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:43,
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A project board is a good idea in principle, however I have collaborated with other cunts on here on works stuff a couple of times anyway. And wouldn't have wanted it known publicly. You can always gaz someone you think may be maybe up for working with you on something.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:44,
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Good point, But I was thinking like Calendar but invite only, so its more like organising all this in one place.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:48,
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Doesn't Google provide a collaboration tool for free?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:43,
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He raises a good point That's why I think it should work like Calendar but without the presumption of open access
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:01,
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Stick your dead hamster up your dad's rusty sheriff's badge you ugly pock ridden cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:50,
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I'm amazed you managed to remove your fingers from Naked Ape's kid for long enough to type that.(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Go and insert a firework down your piss stick. Backwards. Then set it on fire.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:57,
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Again, you must have some mad ten pin bowling skills to extract and reinsert your fingers that quickly.Oh yeah, and 'a fireworks'? You fucking spasticated eppy benny cunt.
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Haven't you got windows* to lick you twating garden gnome heighted cunt?* ground floor only natch.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:07,
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you resorted to gnomes and window licking.I outclassed you.
Paedo.
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Dead in a gutter,Alt: Yes. There was a b3ta collaboration a few years ago. Wasn't as successful as everybody thought it might be.
AltAlt: Longbow sounds cooler, but crossbow would be more portable.
AltAltAlt: crunchie.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:56,
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On some sort of registerNo
Little bow peep
Wispa
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:07,
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You are more wrong than usual.Wispa is rubbish.
Now, Vice Versas were DEFINITELY worth bringing back.
Having said that, you're probably right about being on a register somewhere...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:12,
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Altalt - The Longbow Cannibal lacks that alliterative ring so CrossbowI drive across the bridge that he dropped the remains off several times a week. After driving past the remains of Peter Sutcliffes' house.
Altaltalt - Frys Peppermint Creme.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:09,
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good point on the crossbow cannibal (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:11,
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Bradford - the city that brought the world three serial killersThat should be on the roadsigns.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:14,
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If you lived here you would be dead by now (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:15,
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Prostitoots - don' let the sun go down befo' you outa' dis town(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:24,
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In other news - I've just taken the trouble to check myself And I'm not far off 8 years myself.
Both B3th and Cavy are well older.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:55,
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damn rightI've been here since the dawn of time, I've had many names, many guises. You may call me Cavy.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:59,
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I have very few claims to fameBut I think I suggested Captain Cavy.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:01,
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possibly sothis makes you a part of history
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:02,
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bored bored bored bored bored boredand probably a month until the next installment of 'cavy's pathetically small hope of getting off with some dude she likes'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:04,
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The moon is not a suitable partnerDespite what the agile cow says.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:05,
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but he has such a friendly faceBRING ME THE MOON, I demand, and one day shall it be so. Then shall I be crushed by gravity as the moon cannot be harnessed nor kept from it's roaming
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:07,
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Think that might be more of "prepared to travel?"I don't think the moon can come to South Wales for sex, however much it may wish to.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:10,
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nobody is ever prepared tocome to south wales, sex or not
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:11,
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I did!I had fine sex in Tenby - and I will commit this statement to the record.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:13,
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I thought you said you only had a few claims to fame(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:16,
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It wasn't reported in the Tenby Daily Post(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:18,
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Was he in trhat photo you (or someone else) posted on fb?Which one was he?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:54,
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one of them, yesthere were a few uploaded recently from Friday night.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:07,
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