the other day I saw a slug die.
it was drying out and had gone a shit brown colour, with flies buzzing around it. I tried to muster some sympathy, but just couldn't.
that's how I feel right now. you're a dying slug monty.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:24, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I saw a squirrel eating a discarded chip on Monday morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I saw a squirrel with a straw stuck up its arse once.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Where I live that's a local delicacy
squirrelpops are yum
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)