Don't pretend you've all got social lives or have gone to bed.
I have done the first evening of my new course. Interesting. Some 'unusual' students to say the least.

I am now bored, so demand you entertain me. How will you do so?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 23:09, 43 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

alright Battered
What's the course?

(coincidentally, I'm just about to finish a distance-learning course)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Just a management thing. Not very interesting, but something that had to be done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 23:23, Reply)

Does it come with a qualification?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 23:27, Reply)

It's more to fill some gaps in my skillset.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Get a refund.
It won't make you taller.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:04, Reply)

It won't be that many more years until us 39 yearolds start shrinking

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:08, Reply)

I'll be 38 this year.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:12, Reply)

Really?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:13, Reply)

I know I look younger.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:14, Reply)

Yes dear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:16, Reply)

That extra year seems to show.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Anger?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:06, Reply)

It would take more than a 10 week evening course to sort that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:15, Reply)

Same with me, really.
How's the little un sleeping these days? (if you don't mind me asking?)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:17, Reply)

Pretty good ta. All through the night 90% of the time. Wakes up at 6.30am though, so no sleeping in yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Better than waking up every night then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Yep. She's a year old now, so more settled in to a routine. Except when teething.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:22, Reply)

Take it you're glad of that then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:23, Reply)

Oh yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:24, Reply)

My brother is about to become a Dad for the first time, I can't help but laugh at how difficult things are going to be from here on in for him
As I think he's a cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:26, Reply)

Fatherhood is fucking ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:28, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he'll do well, and I hope to God this kid turns out well
But he's still a cunt that used to give me shit everyday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:29, Reply)

Can one learn how not to be a turd burgler?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 23:30, Reply)

I don't know. Is it possible for you to learn not to be a twat?
I expect not.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 23:49, Reply)

I have to say none of you are doing anything to entertain me. Sort that out please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 23:52, Reply)

*throws custard pie*
( quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:02, Reply)

And you are?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:07, Reply)

just passing through, spreading a little happiness on my way.
( quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:11, Reply)

*suggests pint on friday*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:05, Reply)

* agrees this is an excellent idea *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:06, Reply)

Not sure what time yet, but I'll give you a bell.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Cool.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:08, Reply)

If you can get a sitter, bring Mrs B along.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:13, Reply)

Nice idea. I will suggest it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:16, Reply)

My Doris will join the fray.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:17, Reply)

Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Busy one on Saturday though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:22, Reply)

Me too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:23, Reply)

Evening shitwit.
I've worked a long day today, so I'm currently just enjoying a beer or 2, listening to some music, and laughing at stuff on youtube.

It's a relaxing way to end the day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:07, Reply)

For some reason I never find anything on YouTube entertaining. Netflix on the otherhand for £6 a month is excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:09, Reply)

I laugh at idiots most of the time
Fail compilations never fail to make me laugh.

Currently listening to my cousin's band though, music isn't bad, but the video is.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:12, Reply)

Now I'm listening to a local rappers track again
It's actually pretty damn good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:28, Reply)

I am going to bed. Laters losers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 0:28, Reply)