the mist clears across the field and vags stands there, his armour gleaming in the light,
he sees her, with her hair flowing around her helmet and cascading down her green dress. "I am Vagabond, champion of man! Yield before me!" he calls out with confidence. She smiles, her laugh is like the tinkling of fairy bells and as intoxicating as smirnoff ice.
"I am Cavy, Elven Queen of Larprandor. You are bold, son of man, bold but foolish." She roars once and then launches herself forward, her slender sword held in front of her. Vags smiles and nods before roaring his battle cry and launching himself into the fray.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yes!
Chapter 2 now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

yeah, it sure is some sexy shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

haha!
"shrink wrapped manatee of lust" made me LOL.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)

If by "slender sword" you mean "Baton of Pegging +5"
and if by "launching himself into the fray" you mean "bending over submissively and whimpering", then I think you've got the situation bang on.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

*levels up*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

*rolls a 20*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

my veteran space marine fell of the board :(

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:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Is this going to end with him whispering "awooga" and patting her on the fanny?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I expect inhalers are involved heavily in any larping.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Inhalers in medieval-style leather pouches that reek of mead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:44, Reply)

APOTHECARY!!! for the love of god where is that apotheracry! I require his breathing elixiers!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)

*brings nosegay*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)