The truth is I never read what people are having for their lunch, nor do I care a flying fuck about posters weekend plans

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What do you give a fuck about Rory?
We can talk about that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)

it's all far too deep, you wouldn't understand

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)

He's still trying to find a better "Fuck Off" in any other movie

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Why are you talking to me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

that's a direct quote from Hollywood blockbuster 'Waterworld' starring Kevin Costner

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Not seen it, sorry.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Oh noes!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I'm going to London for a houseparty.
I'll head back early though because I probably won't like most of them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Hipsters you see.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)

it's a long way to go for a partee that you won't be 'rockin'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

There's going to be a few people there that could give me a job.
Basically networking, I feel a bit dirty admitting that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

A tech start up eh, that's what hipsters do
for the first three quarters your wages will be worthless stock options, and some thread. The rent on the cool Shoreditch office won't have been paid and it'll inevitably fold at that stage
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

But there will be bowls of fruit lying around and spasticated beanbags instead of chairs!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

He'll have his very own fixie to ride into work every day from LIC's gaff and he'll get to wear his favourite beret all day long

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Anyone lucky enough to actually need glasses will be forced to remove the lenses each morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

They have astro turf in their breakout room apparently.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I should have put more " " in that post, to prove I was being ironic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)