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I'm going home soon.
When are you going home?
Who cares?
Alt: What else are you doing that no one cares about?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:01,
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I might go to the shop for a can of coke or an icecream before I go home
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:03,
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Actually, the truth is I'm going to the pub for a quick pint
Then I'm going to collect my son from his swimming lesson.
And THEN I'm going home.
Fascinating stuff really.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:05,
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poor son
just don't turn up to the pool drunk and stumble into the girls changing rooms
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:08,
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Like last time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:08,
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I stumble into the girls changing rooms every week.
They all use the same one, being six years old and unconcerned about gender differences.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:11,
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I think I'd start to dig UP now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:21,
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I'm thinking about what to have for dinner.
I'm quite tempted by a McDonalds, "as a treat"
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:03,
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Is that a treat?
I've never "had a McDonalds"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:04,
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That is because it contains meat of some description
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:04,
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It's partly that
And partly because I was raised to believe that it is dreadful shite.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:05,
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1/2 right
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:06,
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It doesn't contain meat?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:06,
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It does
"MEAT"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:07,
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Nowt wrong with McDonalds.
Apart from the people in there.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:10,
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Old prejudices die hard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:15,
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Also, I suspect there is quite a bit more wrong with it than people.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:15,
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This time John McClane takes on those goddamn christmas-hating immigrants
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:40,
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Get a Happy Meal
You will not* be disappointed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:04,
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A Macintosh is tastier
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:05,
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iBurger
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:05,
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cats
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:05,
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iBoked
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:06,
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iCame
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:08,
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iKickedItsAss
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:10,
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GREAT SUBTHREAD GUYS!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:14,
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iThankyew
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:17,
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16:31
Me
Alt:
Tonight Matthew, I will be doing FUCK ALL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:05,
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I'm already at home
I'm working on a project so boring that I might actually kill myself. But I probably won't.
I have, however, realised that I haven't done as much work on it as I thought and the deadline is looming.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:06,
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you can just pick any numbers you want twohats
and it comes around every wednesday and saturday
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:08,
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I just start at 1 and work my way up
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:27,
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Are you me?
Apart from being at home. Are you at my home?
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:09,
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kroneys like that, that kid is seriously creep creep creepy
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:10,
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I know where you live ;)
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Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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MODS !! MODS !!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:25,
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I'll see you at the White Lyon.
You won't see me, though!
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Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON
I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON BUT NOW I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:27,
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The truth is I never read what people are having for their lunch, nor do I care a flying fuck about posters weekend plans
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:09,
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What do you give a fuck about Rory?
We can talk about that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:09,
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it's all far too deep, you wouldn't understand
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:11,
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He's still trying to find a better "Fuck Off" in any other movie
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:13,
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Why are you talking to me
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:14,
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that's a direct quote from Hollywood blockbuster 'Waterworld' starring Kevin Costner
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:15,
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Not seen it, sorry.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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Oh noes!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:23,
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I'm going to London for a houseparty.
I'll head back early though because I probably won't like most of them.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:10,
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Hipsters you see.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:11,
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it's a long way to go for a partee that you won't be 'rockin'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:12,
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There's going to be a few people there that could give me a job.
Basically networking, I feel a bit dirty admitting that.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:15,
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A tech start up eh, that's what hipsters do
for the first three quarters your wages will be worthless stock options, and some thread. The rent on the cool Shoreditch office won't have been paid and it'll inevitably fold at that stage
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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But there will be bowls of fruit lying around and spasticated beanbags instead of chairs!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:21,
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He'll have his very own fixie to ride into work every day from LIC's gaff and he'll get to wear his favourite beret all day long
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:24,
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Anyone lucky enough to actually need glasses will be forced to remove the lenses each morning.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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They have astro turf in their breakout room apparently.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:25,
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I should have put more " " in that post, to prove I was being ironic.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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I'm listening to the World of Goo soundtrack
This is exciting information for you all
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Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:11,
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I am now listening to the inmomentum soundtrack
it's ALL FUCKING GO here
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Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:49,
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Like Mr Hats, I'm already home.
Although paradoxically I'm still at work.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:15,
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You're such an enigma!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:20,
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Wrapped up in a Dalek
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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He's like that 'Neil' from 'The Matrix'!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:23,
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There is no Dalek
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:24,
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You haven't been to my house; there's fucking dozens of them.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:27,
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ERROR-----SHOCK-O-METER-OVERLOAD-------ERROR
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:31,
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I am, too.
I'm also going to see a band tonight; all of the members play in another band but UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME!!! How wild n wacky is that?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:23,
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Like Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:23,
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DO I!
Do I?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:24,
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I certainly did.
Saw them at a Hawkwind all-dayer in Brixton in about '88-9.
Their other name was Gaye Bykers on Acid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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'member? 'member GBOA?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:29,
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No
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:30,
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For Christ's sake.
They were like Pearl Jam only they weren't shit and gay and actually made good records.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:32,
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I did actually
Just not my scene, pal
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:33,
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I think I might have to 'unfriend' you on 'FB' now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:35,
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fine....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:36,
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I'M NOT FUCKIN' JOKING SC.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:41,
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Kick him to the kurb
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:44,
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Mary Byker was in the recently-revived Pop Will Eat Itself lineup, dontchaknow.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:35,
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I preferred her BBC2 cookery series
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:39,
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I preferred her Grove
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:41,
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Her mice from Mars were better
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:42,
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Rodney Franklin - The Groove
Was a way better trak
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:43,
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And was also in Apollo 440 who were terrible
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:41,
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They're called the Hookahs, so there is that whole illegal subculture riff going on there, yeah.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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Wow they sound well alternative.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:29,
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There may also be elements of WAKI
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:30,
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I haven't actually seen them, but their other band is really good.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:34,
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Well likewise
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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I might go to a different pub today
The beer is a little more expensive, but y'know, a change is as good as a rest.
Shall I text you all when I get there or summat? Let you know how I'm getting on?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:21,
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Don't forget to update us on this!!!!
thx x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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I'll probably get some peanuts as well.
Haven't decided whether to get salted or dry-roasted yet, but I'll let you know.
I really should be blogging this shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:23,
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Dry roasted
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:24,
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You present a convincing argument, but I dunno, I'll see how the mood takes me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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Better with beer
### ARGUMENT ENDS ###
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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This is internet dynamite!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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IT SURE IS!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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We have HimJim poster (late of this parish) round for supper,
We're having slow-cooked pulled pork that went on at about 8 this morning.
I KNOW!! *SO* ON-TREND!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:24,
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I went to a pizza place that had pulled pork pizza the other day.
I didn't get it and then regreted it.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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Why pulled?
Why is that better than sliced? Sorry, I am but a poor provincial and not cool enough to understand these cardigan and bow tie types of cuisine.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:27,
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Then you fail
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:27,
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If you have to be told, you won't understand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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If you slow cook it the meat breaks up so you only have to pull it not slice it.
think crispy duck.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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The new road safety campaign motto needed a lot of work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:29,
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He won't get it.
They don't have pork in France.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:30,
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It's a bit like horse meat only different.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:31,
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You can eat it with a cheval
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:32,
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Thanks, Chompy
Those fucking hipster types above wouldn't tell me. I expect they only found out from some pop-up restaurant that lasted for two days and was invite only, the cunts.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:31,
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but pulled pork is a dead poor man's thing
it's barbecues and that not haute cuisine
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Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:32,
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BUT IT'S ON-TREND, THEOBAN! ON-TREND.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:35,
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what is on trend
I dunno, I live in Ireland, we don't have trends, just tractors and potatoes
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Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:36,
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AND SOMETIMES YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE POTATOES!!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:37,
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it's ok I'm still english
I'll just take theirs, rightful rulers and all that
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Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:37,
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Stop being culturally insensitive you dozy Geordie twat
it's "Puhteeters"
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Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:44,
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DAT'S ROIGHT, SO UD UZ.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:46,
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If you don't even know what 'on-trend' is then you're clearly not very on-trend
so I'm afraid I'm going to have to 'unfriend' you on 'FB'.
Nothing personal, you understand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:43,
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I have you on FB?
oh man I'm learning all sorts this afternoon
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Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:47,
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I don't even have myself on FB.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:49,
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yeah I have that problem some days too
don't worry, just have a cup of tea and you'll be feeling in a mood to add yourself again soon enough
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Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:51,
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He was on it when it was just a networking site for three American universities.
He got a special invite on account of liking the same obscure bands as Zuckerberg. They met at an underground gig. Anyway. He left when it got mainstream.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:51,
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Schoolboy error.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:27,
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The restaurant I went to the other day did the best pulled pork I've had in my life
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:36,
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*sigh*
restaurant tuppence-ha'penny whorehouse
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:38,
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Apparently the sauna round the corner is pretty good for that
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broadsword, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:38,
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You wouldn't catch SEMEN PATEL in there, I can tell ya.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:39,
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S E M EN P A T E L
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broadsword, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:42,
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Genuinely considering a 'WWSPD?' wrist tattoo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:44,
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What Would Semen Patel Do?
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broadsword, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:44,
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You got it Broadzy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:45,
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*semen patel FIVES*
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broadsword, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:46,
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*shakes fist*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:40,
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That was a brothel AA
Pulled pork is an old euphuism
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:39,
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Gissa chance, only just got back from the pub
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broadsword, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:37,
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POSTING FROM THE PUB!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:48,
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DRY ROASTED BTW!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:49,
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FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER FOR MORE UPDATES!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:50,
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#BETTERWITHBEER
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:02,
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+ whilst stoking my black and white cat HIC
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:50,
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So am I!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:04,
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WOO!
*pub fives*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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I'll post from McDonalds soon.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:10,
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That's not very on-trend.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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All of the emergency services are screaming past my office building.
Has one of you cunts done something?
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Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:05,
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Like...A GUFF?!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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Alt:
Going to the pub this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:29,
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