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Hi guys!!!!!What're you up to this weekend?????
And what about lunch, eh? Me - I'm on the butternut squash soup, crackers and stilton tip!!! But that's just me - I'm crazy!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:17,
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Peri peri chicken sandwich.It was alright.
I'm going to london tomorrow, I can't really be arsed.
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did you get mcdonalds yesterday?it's unimportant, but it shows that I care
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:21,
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I didn't, I just got a frozen pizza, which I ate on the sofa watching Jonatan Creek alone.(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)
She was suffocated by remote control or something,didn't make sense if you asked me.
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it's difficult to top that for a Thursday evening in Milton Keynesyou should really move to London
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:25,
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You have a womb and vagina? No wonder everyone used to think you were a girl(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:29,
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I'm going to Blenheim palace, I do not want to goDead on here today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:20,
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THATS REALLY CLOSE TO WHERE I LIVE!!!COME AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:22,
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I'd love to double U PeaBut we are bein hosted so will probs be busy all day. We're meeting in a pub first though, maybe it'll be yours?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:25,
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when i said really close,i meant like 30 mins up the road, in good traffic.
Woodstock is nice, do not pay to go in to the palace, there is a secret gate, that is unmanned.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:33,
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The chap we're going with is the game keeper so freebies all round(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:36,
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Why the fuck not, Nakie-noo? It's fucking brilliant.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:23,
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Mini ape hates being in the car and it's an hour and twenty each wayThere will be screaming, also I'm tired and could do with a lazy day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:26,
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PISS OFF BOYCE!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:22,
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Oh man first Emvee's zinging me all over QOTW and now you've turned on me too!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:24,
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b3ta.com/questions/mosthaunted/post1728135#answers-post-1728770
about halfway down he links to another QOTW entry where the scamp is also flipping out. I think this could be a proper meltdown today.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:40,
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I'm sorry, I can't talk about my personal life, you know that(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:26,
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Nah he's a super-spy like me.We're not allowed to tell anyone though so shush, yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:28,
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Do you all want to hear what Danny Dyer tweeted on the aniversary of 9/11 the other day?(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)
HELLZ YEAH YOU DO!"Can't believe it's been nearly 11 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers, it still freaks my nut out to this day."
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I can't believe it's been nearly 11 years since those slags smashed into the twin towersIt still freaks my nut out to this day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:31,
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You know what I like about this?It's respectful
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:32,
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What is a Danny Dyer, anyway?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:37,
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Someone that artificially alters the colour of Dannies, I guess(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:38,
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As long as he lays of Windy's mate Dan, he's ok by me.Poor D-man hasn't really got over that day on Gloucester Green.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:43,
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The D-Dogg really cacked it that fateful July afternoon.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:44,
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Well he if he insists on getting the willies, then he should expect some backlash(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:44,
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He looks a cheeky, loveable young scamp and no mistake.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:40,
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I preferred this rendition over chompy'sit felt like the material just had more soul to it
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:38,
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I never worked out the strikethrough tags eitherI just mark the appropriate parts of my cornea with a fine pint pen
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:41,
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HEY MONTY!!!I'm going to a book signing and to a concert tomorrow!
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:31,
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who's book are you signing?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:34,
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what's your book about?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:05,
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Here's an excerpt from it:www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1728846
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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Oh aye?Sounds good to me. I get my nipper for 7 HOURS on Sunday.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:46,
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holy shiite! Exciting stuff!
Doing anything special?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:54,
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I don't want to make your lives seem inadequate when compared with the no-holds-barred, white-knuckle-ride, thrillfest that is my weekend...Hold on tight...
Tonight (as mentioned in Battered's great FRIDAY PLANS thread) I am taking my son abseiling.
Tomorrow the spoilt little bugger will be taken to do some archery.
The real thrills and spills are in the rest of the weekend when I shall probably do some shopping and some washing.
EXCITING STUFF I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL AGREE!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:36,
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im pretty sure there's a sugarland lyric im there somewhere(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:38,
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Sugarland sounds like some nonce ring or summat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:39,
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you'd know What with you singing their songs and that
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:41,
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Tangled up in KIDS more like!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:46,
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Sorry guys, forgot to take my Bromide pills this morning.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:48,
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You're welcome to disguise yourself as me and go to a party I can't be arsed to go to.(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I'll go with you. Lusty's working.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:47,
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Also they say somethign about epecting men to wear waist coats, I'm ignoring this instruction but thought I should warn you.(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Oh God. I've err, just remembered I'm, ah, doing something....Where is it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:50,
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Farringdon I think. If you're not up for that I could come down a bit earlier and meet you for a drink in the afternoon.
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That sounds more like it tbh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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PROLLY DO SOME ARM-WRESTLING TOO(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:01,
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it's all clinking glasses and shots and oh look at that girl And why you looking at me like that bro are you gay and no I'm not gay and then it's a fight and you tumble out into the alley and you're wrestling on the ground and dude you have a hard on and then you notice you have one too and then you're making out aggressively and having dry sex behind a dumpster next to tramps shit
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:12,
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Oh man, this is some sexy stuff right here.I hope this does happen and they take pictures and everything.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:13,
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I reckon Monty will take chompers 'bud' in his mouth(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:00,
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Off to that London to go to a wedding.I might meet a bender or two for a pint later today as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:50,
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I don't quite know. I got everything done that I needed to do today instead of across tomorrow and sundsay. So thus far, plans are to... get really drunk on Sunday night. My costume is ready.
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ahaha, well it's not slutty lingerie with animal ears.There's a themed unit function - my dorm's theme is "The future". Instead of being an apocalyptic zombie, I chose to see the BRIGHT SHINY FUTURE. I have a sparkly (short) silver dress and heels, metallic blue eyeliner, silver nerf gun. I am going to get my hair slicked back and twisted into a bun a la matrix. I'm also planning on using glitter on my skin to make me sparkle.
It'll be fun. We're going to play giant twister while drunk. it'll be an effort.
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i'm glad i didn't get an invite(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:11,
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I'm glad you didn't get one too.You would have made it utterly shit.
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I'd have gone as Mrs Mangel(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:16,
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Get a purple bob wig and be just like the girls from U.F.O.
At which point you're technically going as "the past".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:16,
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She's going in her own clothes and going to be talking in exactly the same accentand she's going as a New Zealander.
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PsychoChomp off the internet in a waistcoat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:12,
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One of the twins off Neighbours, you know, the one with the wonky mouth.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:14,
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I might go as Jim from the American Pie movie(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:43,
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So you can put your penis in Poppet?that's what you're suggesting.
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I suspect he knows that(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:47,
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A Goliath Tarantula(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:28,
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A bee inside a horse.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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Watching football on the internetAs my team's good start to the season has brought the fairweather fans out from under their rocks and the match against Fulham sold out before I could get a ticket. :(
I shall then drink quite a lot of wine either to celebrate or drown my sorrows. I appreciate the versatility of alcohol in that respect.
Lunch was a Tescos sarnie and a bag of crisps. And a Twix.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:07,
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wanking like a safari park chimp.Or, more plausibly, playing hockey and drinking booze. Same as every weekend. I'm a one man variety club.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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