THEY'RE 18 AND THEY LOOK LIKE 10 YEAR OLDS.
WE'VE MADE SORT OF MISTAKE SOMEWHERE.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 9:59, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No wonder there are paedophiles hiding around every corner nowadays.
They've been conditioned to it by all the 18 year olds leading them on by pretending to be 10.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:02, Reply)

one girl got the hump with me because i wouldn't serve her without ID,
and i tell no lie, when i walked in, i thought the lad she was with was her dad, turned out he was a boyfriend.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

*something about policemen looking younger*
*sits back in rocking chair*
*looks for werthers originals*
*realises has wrong glasses on, spends 20 minutes looking for them, finds them round neck on a chain*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)