I have a controversial opinion about the relative 'goodness' of this thread.
Instead of shocking you by sharing it, I shall leave you to make your own assessment and either post your review as a reply to this or, preferably, start a new one that isn't so shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:45, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

My wee smells like sugar puffs Monty
What does that mean?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)

you've caught diabeetus off barts.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Oh no, the diabeetus?
Doctor sez if I eat one more eeclair they's gunna take my foot :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Have you been drinking a lot?
When I've been lashing it too much, my wee smells of Walkers 'Roast Chicken' Crisps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

No, but I have been eating a lot of sugar puffs

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

And sometimes my farts smell of popcorn

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I let one go in Tesco's on Saturday morning
that was so foul I genuinely left in shame without buying anything, and had to wait an hour before going back and making my purchases. People were looking at each other in disgust. It smelled like a medieval horse fair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Oh Monty
You should instantly (and publically) blame the next nearest person to you. Then when everyone looks their way, simply blend into the crowd.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

So you'd rather have a thread about lunch, kids TV programmes, a newslink or you moaning about your ex?
If so, fuck off and start one.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I was hoping I wouldn't have to do ALL THE FUCKING WORK MYSELF for once.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)

arbeit macht frei

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

tl;dr

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)