I just read a story about Fusion on the guardian,
the comments are bringing out some real nut jobs.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is a new timecube I think.
nuclear4everyone.com/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)

If we are affected, as we clearly are and always will be, by radiation – that means there is obviously a connecting corridor between us and the negatively-charged pain-filled particles which affect the very cells of our bodies.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Deep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I haven't looked
but I bet they can sell you some crystals that will stop that.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)

*re-mortgages house immediately*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Now I've looked
Something about a nuclear bomb cloud looking like a penis and a vagina, and

"At a later date, I worked at Dounreay, the
nuclear reactor site in northern Scotland. And
being by then curious about the metaphysics of
the nuclear processes, I sought on several
occasions to experience what radiation feels
like. It felt to me each time like sitting in slow
moving waves of hot sadness. That experience
added to my growing realisation that the realm
of the atomic particles is much more social and
sentient than our physics is so far able to
register and describe for us."

So...he irradiated himself. Hmmmmm......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Well, he looks like a penis and a vagina now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)

the tl;dr version is
"particles have feelings too, you know"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Be not afeart!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Yeah those jazz guys can be crazy sometimes!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Never mind the Gillette chaps!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)

5 fucking blades man!
KRAZY
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)

The 'Freddie Kruger' of razors

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)

I liked it so much, I cut my face off with it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)