You must eat here whilst in Cornwall
www.couchspolperro.com/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:29, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

My dad said that place was fab
Unfortunately it's about an hour away, and I didn't hire a car, because my friend who arrives today has a baby - and the feckin car hire thieves wanted £90 for a baby seat. Fuck off!! But next time, it looks awesome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Been going for years, we had the seven course tasting menu when we were there a few weeks ago. Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

We walked to fifteen, that was great
But the food a this luxury spa place yesterday..... OH. MY. GOD. But after a fab 3 days off, I am back on the stupid water diet for the next few weeks, is going to be torture watching my friend tuck into pub grub :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Diets and holidays are a stupid combination.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Yes
But I have a big day out on 30 sep and a top that I have to fit into, doom. All the feather boas in the world won't cover dreaded side bulge, so there can't be any.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

could you not just get a bigger sheet to wear, and carry on eating what you want?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Hmmm
A king sized duvet cover maybe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

see, cut a hole in the top,
a couple of feet of stout rope for a belt, a nice necklace and away you go. Maybe even wear yor hair down to hide the neck rolls.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)