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Oh no! Terrible news
The girl with the nicest bottom in Slough, who just so happens to sit next to me in the office, is leaving. Never again will those two pert globes make their way across my eyeline in perfect harmony. I'm gutted, sad times.
And before you chumps start saying that the bar isn't set very high. I would say that it is at least regional if not national levels of bottyness.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:53,
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Hire Kroney, he's obviously shit at IT due to him breaking 2000 internets
but he does have a nice arse and he is in Slough.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:54,
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I didn't break it :(
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:55,
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Yeah, that excuse may work if one or two sites went down.
But if 2000, went down who else is to blame apart from central IT.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:56,
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Probably the global lot.
They look after all the central network gubbinry.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:57,
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It's this sort of buck passing and vague replies that makes IT professionals the most loved people in an office.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:57,
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I'm UK support.
The head sits in the central data cluster. The central data cluster is supported by the global lot.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:59,
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"before I fix anything I'll just explain the managment structure of the entire IT deptment"
You sound JUST like our IT deptment.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:17,
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No one cares, just fix it IT monkey
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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I hate users.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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Spoken like a true IT monkey.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:21,
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God I hate them, with their BO, massive bags of Cheetos, neck beards, snorting laughter and wacky tshirts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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HEY
I don't have any wacky tshirts :(
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:29,
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Sorry 'Dungeons and Dragons' t shirts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:34,
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I'm 0 from 6 on this
IT FAIL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:34,
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We know about your IT FAIL already!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:39,
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His arse may be nice now, but its bound to be heading South soon.
Also, being french, he has a hairy crack.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:00,
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It's true.
The Black Forest is less dense.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:02,
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I'm gateaux-ed at this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:06,
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