Things are very much looking up, thanks.
One night in the next week we shall be sitting down with my proposals and will thrash out a deal. If that can’t be done she will have to engage a lawyer and she doesn’t want to for monetary reasons, so for once in my fucking life things are slightly in my favour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

WINNING!
Glad to hear that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)

It's a novel experience for me, I can tell you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Berk was mean to me yesterday,
in my own pub.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Nipple cripple?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

no, she told me, and i quote "Man up"
it was hurtful and unneccesary.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

+ she wanted a

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I can only apologise for this dreadful display of 'eye arr ell' bad manners.
I'll send her a stern gaz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

thanks monts.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

It's the least I can do for you, my dear Windy-woo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

No, I was asking if your nipples qualify for disability allowance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

i dunno.
how would i tell?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Do they struggle to walk fifty yards?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

i don't think either of them have moved more than a millimetre or so in about 25 years.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

If they have sight or hearing problems as well you're well in.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)