It's a beautiful day OT get up and get outside
Are you an actual shut in or do you do outdoor stuff? Walking, cycling, climbing even a picnic for the fat fucks.

I recorded that Viking program last night to watch today, it had better be good Boyce.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:18, 182 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alright?
My outside activities:

Gardening
Cycling
dogging
Taking my daughter out
Sitting in pub gardens with a pint
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:20, Reply)

I can see my breath this morning, autumn is here :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:21, Reply)

Autumn is my favourite season.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:23, Reply)

Spring and summer are the best innit
Being able to sit outside the pub in the sun, let the wee ones run around in the park and the long evenings make it for me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:28, Reply)

I like a bit of snow.
In fact, I need snow this winter
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:32, Reply)

I need it to rain at the moment - new lawn growing innit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:32, Reply)

\m/ Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah*
*The Who style
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)

I am also growing a lawn,
But I bought a sprinkle as I don't trust mother nature.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Me too. 'Informer' was a reggae-rap CLASSIC.
*licks boom-boom down*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:39, Reply)

At the moment, a shut-in.
The UAE is about 37-41 degrees during the day, so getting out is not a real option.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:23, Reply)

Heat queer
What you doing over there, are you making 'stained glass' for a new skyscraper?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:26, Reply)

Nope.
I'm auditing classes in engineering to refresh my memory, the plan to get into the Masters program. They like engineers here.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

The viking programme was worth it just for the piece about the Alfred Jewel
My outside activities include:
Hedgelaying, coppicing, clearing ponds, astronomy, arson, sleeping, visiting ancient stone monuments, your mum (she is far too flithy to bring indoors), building bridges.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:28, Reply)

>:( well you've burnt this bridge barters, I'm fed up of cleaning the grass stains out of mother's bloomers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Sounds like he fucks hedges. That's one strange fetish right there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Oi! That's privet!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Mostly Whorethorn.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Right in the box

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Alright nakkers
I love the outdoors sometimes, nothing terribly exciting mind, just a wander down the canal, or up the river to the meadow with the dogs. Maybe swim in the river in the summer. None of that sport running about kicking and throwing though. Might Play a lazy game of catch, or cycle up to A nice pub.
I'm also going to watch the Viking show.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:29, Reply)

oh right, yeah, no one reply to windy pig, just because i'm new doesn't mean you can bully me like this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

What's happened to Baldmonkey?
Stepped or banned?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:32, Reply)

I never know nuffin
What did he do?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Not sure. TH may know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)

His account is gone.
He was a naughty boy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:36, Reply)

What was it this time?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Posted photos of Wicca and Badges wedding, some photoshopped,
With a running commentary about how shit/fat/ugly/paedos theyand all their friends were.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)

He's a class act that one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Ha ha. Not a surprise.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:43, Reply)

hahaha gutted I missed that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Was it boobs?
Don't be coy spill the details
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Balders has never seen a pair of boobs in his life

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

morning Treacle.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Hello my love
Doing Six Sigma training today Vindus. It's called White belt training. Do you reckon I get an actual white belt at the end of it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

You're doing fucking what, son?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Sigma
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

ah, bullshit, you're learning bullshit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

EVERYTHING I do is bullshit Windy
You should know this already
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

The only worthwhile thing I know,
is our love.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

*runs and hopes you'll catch me like off of the dirty dancing*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Sounds AWESUM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

INORITE??
Imma get a white belt anna yella belt thenna GREEN WUN! Then I'm moving to tibet where I will become a master of the purest faith...LOGISTICS
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Logistics is so last decade, darling
Everything's "solutions" now.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Oh I see.
I thought you were on some 'Mr Miyagi' type shizzle here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Nah
I'm a moaner, not a fighter
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

what monty said.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

More corporate nonsense
BUT...corporate nonsense that is a recognised qualification outside of my company. So worth doing I reckon.
Also, I'm hopelessly anal so doing a course on making sure things work efficiently is right up my alley. Pfft...anal...alley.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I GET THIS!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

HAHAHA I NOO YOU WUD!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

to be fair,
I've been on a couple of marketing and such courses recently that I foun helpful. I'm a twitter convert now, not for personal use, but as a marketing tool it is surprisingly effective.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I loathe Twitter with a passion normally reserved for Facebook and blacks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)

oh, it is hateful shit,
but the sort of people that use it regularly are prime targets for marketing types.It's like someone built a little playgorund for idiots.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I must admit, I thought about setting up a Twitter profile for business purposes
A bunch of people I know also use Linkedin, but I'm not sold on that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

not big enough yet,
nbut yeah, twitter i can get with.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I walk from London Fields to Angel down the canal five times a week,
and not having a garden I make good use of London's parks, weather permitting. Victoria Park has been really nicely done up and is really great for kids, loads of different adventure'y stuff inc two gigantic slides. Simply excellent.

I'm going to watch the Vikings thing tonight as I didn't see it yesterday. Big fan of the Alfred Jewel though, I saw it in the British Museum when it was on loan there, when I was a teenager. Vickit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:36, Reply)

How's it going with Tiny Boyce and the Wicked Witch Of West London?*
*location may differ from truth, artistic licence engaged.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Things are very much looking up, thanks.
One night in the next week we shall be sitting down with my proposals and will thrash out a deal. If that can’t be done she will have to engage a lawyer and she doesn’t want to for monetary reasons, so for once in my fucking life things are slightly in my favour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:44, Reply)

WINNING!
Glad to hear that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)

It's a novel experience for me, I can tell you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Berk was mean to me yesterday,
in my own pub.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Nipple cripple?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

no, she told me, and i quote "Man up"
it was hurtful and unneccesary.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

+ she wanted a

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I can only apologise for this dreadful display of 'eye arr ell' bad manners.
I'll send her a stern gaz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

thanks monts.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

It's the least I can do for you, my dear Windy-woo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

No, I was asking if your nipples qualify for disability allowance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

i dunno.
how would i tell?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Do they struggle to walk fifty yards?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

i don't think either of them have moved more than a millimetre or so in about 25 years.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

If they have sight or hearing problems as well you're well in.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I enjoy walking.
Espcially with the loony Jack Russell. Autumn mornings are fab for a long walk with the dog quartering the ground ahead and diving off into hedges.
Didn't record teh Viking programme - I'll se if I can find it on catchup somewhere.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:38, Reply)

You better had *shakes fist*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Outside is for losers.
There's no electricity, and it's miles away from the fridge.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Spoken like a true house whale
Morning mrs mod
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Morning spacky.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Can any of you tell me my National Insurance Number?
I am completing a tax return and can't find it.

Thanks
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)

AB123456C

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

PR1CK W4NK3R

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

fuck off, that's mine.
I don't need any more identity theft, mumpers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

your log on password for everything is PaSSw96d, isn't it?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

That's way to complicated for me, I have mine on a post it note on my desk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

You can't remember "1234" ??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

No I can't remember welcome1

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I'd forget that.
It's "d0g"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)

What's your PIN?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)

d0g

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Thanks darling

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

prick
xxxxx
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

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that's yours
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

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that's yours
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

5"3'LOL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

you listened to something that fucking tramp said.
you know what, they're right, you are a fucking useless prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

He's such a fucking mug.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

he really is a silly cunt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Mmps why so angry today? It's sunny, from lunchtime it's downhill to the weekend and there is all the skag you can eat just outside your door

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

fucking hell, stop trying to nonce me. you disgust me.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

How are your nipples today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

RESPLENDENT

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

*lactates*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I am a shut in during office hours, because my job requires me to stay in the office.
That said, I am about to go outside to deliver my son's lunchbox to his school, beacause the little shit left it in my car.
Other than that I like to walk to the pub as often as possible and this is a stupid fucking question Nakers, what were you thinking?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I like outdoors
it's easier to bury all the dead hookers outside.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I quite like the comforting knowledge that they are under the floorboards as I parade around the house.
But they do start to smell after a while.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Its all about preparation
use www.lakeland.co.uk/10421/Lakeland-Ultimate-Jumbo-Cling
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I command you all to leave this place and join my shiny new thread.
Now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

It was bollocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Unfortunately it seems Paedsy has snuck back in too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

2.0 is your friend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

waah waah waah
I hate you all now.

Start your own thread then, shortarse. Or your tramp friend. See if you can manage to not talk about doing people's mums up the gary.

xxx
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Are you up on blocks or has the menopause started? Either way your hormones seem to be all over the place.
Mod on the blob?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Hahaha
I think it's best for everyone if I never mention my blob schedule.

And no, I'm just bored.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Righto, I'm back in here again.
Much more like it. AhHHHhhhhHhhhh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

So, oak flooring, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Looking forward to some autumn food soon? Pheasant will be around in a few weeks, I get a brace for £5.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Chip in another £5 and your trousers can stay up on both sides

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

At least mine aren't a threadbare donation from the Salvation Army.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Fuck yeah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Also will be dining on venison, partridge, rabbit, hare, grouse, woodcock and wild duck.
Not in the same meal.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I see your game

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

THIS IS TOP WORK YOU PHILLISTINES

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)

everyone in this thread are pricks

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I'm bored of posting from my phone and all proxys in the world are blocked :(
Is it too much to ask to want to waste my time in a racist, crude, homophobic forum all day?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

What fucken pricks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

INORITE!
I blame Kroney, he probably collaborate with his IT "mates" to block me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Probably
It's the sort of shit we'd pull
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)

but get it slightly wrong and cut off 2000 computers by accident.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

That's still going on.
Proper broken.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Put this in an email to IT
I'm sure they will understand.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Will do!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:42, Reply)

And don't forget to cc your boss.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)