I can imagine your husband is a prime candidate for accidently slipping in the shower and breaking his hip

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

At his age he's probably uses one of these.
www.practicalbathing.co.uk/walk-in-baths-range/the-scorpio
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

AKSHUALLY
We have a really nice wet room shower with handrails and shit. He built it when his mum was alive and she was going to live with him, but then she ended up going in a home anyway.
Still, it's quite handy for him now lol.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)

You could tie him to the railings and shower him in cold water till he tells you where his pension book is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Silly Ape.
People don't use pension books any more.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Sorry pension "app"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)