I haven't had a CV for a long time,
Just moved jobs on reccomendations and invites.
My first job was cleaning the classrooms after school at my school, bit rubbish, but needed the money.

Alt: I don't know who my hero is, I never really put a lot of thought in to it, but i will now.

altalt: I like new people.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i don't own a cv, why would anyone this awesome need one?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

well, i did have a CV,
and it was full of lies, like how many courses i'd been on, and how great i was, but they become a bit redundant in my industry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I've seen some brilliant CVs
I got one through written in comic sans. I binned it straight away.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

i got one handwritten (scribbled) on a scrap of graph paper once from a guy who looked like a geography master
i'd have given him the job if it had been down to me
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)

we've just had a fuck ton of CV's from the New students coming in,
it's amazing how many different ways that people manage to stretch "i've never had a job" to 3 pages.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)

My first job was working in a maise maze back in the long hot summer of '96

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

not the one in Oxfordshire?
Millets Farm I think it is.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Nah was in South Bucks
They were the maise maze boom years
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

man, i remember the little flags, and weeing in the dead end.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

You had a job losing kids on a farm?
Fucking hell Ape, you're worse than that balding overweight tit wank captain placid!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Unfortunately not, the maise wasn't tall enough or dense enough really
Also everyone carried a flag so they could be spotted from the watchtower!

Te maze was the shape of a dragon, cavy would have loved it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

All that time there and you never learned how to spell maize.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)