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I like new people as long as they bring something. Q has made a place for himself after starting as a comedy account.

Pedo boy is another matter, but even him I gave helpful advice to.

I'm loverly, me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:06, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i was never a comedy account

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)

More of a tragedy account

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)

this is even more hurtful than when tracey refused to look at my trouser bulge today
*i'm wearing tight trousers today
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Aw, you know I loves ya Porgy
How tight are we talking?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)

not like those stupid skinny jeans poofs wear
but jsut soem nice chocolate brown trousers i haven't worn for a few years

they're squashing me bulbs
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

get this right
i saw my mrs at lunch, and as i walked her back she grabs me by the tie, sticks her tongue down me throat and grabs me crotch

just as Becky walks by (becky's worked with me before and now works with the mrs, she's safe as). she laughed her head off and said she was going to tell the whole office about my horny old dear
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Never does the reputation any harm to let word spread around that you have a woman that throws herself at you in public

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

She's just making extra sure Quint can't get her pregnant.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)

wait what?
becky's spreading it round the girlfriend's office
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I meant the ball grab, she wanted to damage your tackle.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:22, Reply)

no she didn't

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

well, it was never that funny
And to some extent you still are.

But you have your moments, son.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)

that was probably the creepiest thing i encountered in my early days here
you and some other bender claiming to have adopted me like some civil partnership benders with a chihuahua
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)

no offence

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)

We still think of you son.
It saddens me that you're ashamed of us. :(
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)