okay
Embracing my country side by listening to pistol annies.
How are you, Chomp?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good day, ma'am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

MONTY
*firm handshake*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

BITCH
YOU CAN'T SHAKE MY HAND?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I'd totes shake your hand K swizz.
When you coming over to see us K?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

oh
I dunno
Some time next year probably.
I need a job first.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

You should get yourself a job
Your new president romney doesn't give a shit about people who think they should get something off the government.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

i mean i have to get a job after i lose this one
And if romney becomes president I'm going off the grid, probably in Tuscany or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Oh that would be sweet
I'd totes come and see you and we could tour vineyards together.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Soz K, I was having a 'hand shandy'
Y'alright?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

'masturbating'?
Alright, chilling with my dog
And you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I love how "Chilling with my dog" sounds all gangster and shit
but with you it actually means that you are cooling down your pet dog.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

cooling down?
No
I mean, really, what?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Your dog is hot so you cool it down by giving it a drink of water
or putting the fan on.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

i didn't really think you were a nerd
Until what you just said up there
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Which thing?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Alright, I've got next week off which will be good.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Plans for that?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Helping the girlfriend move house
Probably meeting OT's resident bender for a pint.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Will you report back about his beard?
He says he's grown an epic beard. I think someone needs to judge this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

We'll have a beard off I'm sure.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

His GF will win that one
LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

i get this because she is eastern european like tricky's wife, and they're all VERY hairy

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I can't imagine teh Baroness is hairy
I picture her totally fuzz free like an auditioning porn star, one who's gone to the bother of doing her makeup even though in about 5 minutes it'll be streaming down her cheeks while she makes weird choking noises.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

no comment, m'lud
i was referring to the non-b3ta user girlfriend of darth foxtrot, and nobody else
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Well, she's definitely not eastern european.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

darth's mrs isn't polish? i thought she was?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

She gave me a polish once.
Maybe you're thinking of that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

She's from Naaarch, innit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

the fuck is Naaarch?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

and i swear to god i'll thump anyone who says
'it's a support system often used in building curved doorways and ceilings'

pricks
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

the actual, i mean, what the fuck?
www.narch.org.uk/
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I reckon she's actually a tranny.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

what darth?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

What do you think, you captain placid.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

He's a total Cap, Al.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

eh?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You are acting like a captain placid Quint

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

what does that mean, superfly?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

If you don't know, then you're even more of a captain

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

He's a total Cap, Al. I told you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Let's just say
it's not good
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

i want to understand!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)