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That thread is mean.
How are you all today?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:03, 236 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'M FUCKING FINE STOP FUCKING ASKING, JESUS

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I'm glad you're doing well.
What's your opinion on baldmonkeygate?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I don't know what happened, I had sort of stopped reading baldmonkey posts really

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I think he got banned for linking to a whole bunch of Wicca and Badgers wedding photos.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

And his Setup beat puke of her

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

that was well lol

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)

What does this mean?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

setup beat puke was a meme introduced by another user
in which he would have a cartoon made of three stages, the setup would be a normal situation, badly drawn

pane two would be some unlikely joke or event
pane three would involve vomit

in bm's SBP, pane one was a photo of wicca talking to a very young bridesmaid
pane two was her eating the bridesmaid
pane three was her puking
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Theobans webcomic of awesome
alexcomex.tumblr.com/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

That's actually quie funny.
Do you have a like to the WW one?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Don't say I never give you anything
www.b3tards.com/u/c906dcaafae013be20d5/setup_beat_puke.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)

That's superb.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

That really is quite special

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Should be in the newsletter

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

i really liked those links

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)

In a biblical sense?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)

thinking about the logistics of that
i mean, sure i rubbed my penis on the screen, but does that even count?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Even the pictures with Wicca'd in?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

yes, all of her
does that make me a bad person?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Oh, silly Q
*that's* not what makes you a bad person...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

is it the sexy gazzes we exchanged earlier?
i hope mr b3th doesn't read those or i mgiht get in trouble
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I'm saving those up for 'quiet time'

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)

just like alison, eh?
pop to the bogs you filthy tart
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)

It makes you very, very ill.
I'm worried about you now, brah.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

she's a BBW

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Big blubbery whale?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Yes
With bright red hair
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I've got a mild semi now.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

yeah but the bank owns 90% of it

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

:(

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

yours is my favourite post i've seen today

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Which one?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1732707
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Now I'm stuck in a crazy time loop!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)

best call dr who!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

I always read that as belly belly wobble

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

beautiful baldmonkey worrier

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

But you do that pretty much constantly so it doesn't really count.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

thanks for clarification

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I'm pretty good, thanks.
How are you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Bit hungry but I have some cold roast pork at home and imma gonna make an awesome sandwich at 5:30

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)

okay
Embracing my country side by listening to pistol annies.
How are you, Chomp?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Good day, ma'am.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

MONTY
*firm handshake*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

BITCH
YOU CAN'T SHAKE MY HAND?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I'd totes shake your hand K swizz.
When you coming over to see us K?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

oh
I dunno
Some time next year probably.
I need a job first.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

You should get yourself a job
Your new president romney doesn't give a shit about people who think they should get something off the government.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

i mean i have to get a job after i lose this one
And if romney becomes president I'm going off the grid, probably in Tuscany or something
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Oh that would be sweet
I'd totes come and see you and we could tour vineyards together.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Soz K, I was having a 'hand shandy'
Y'alright?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

'masturbating'?
Alright, chilling with my dog
And you?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I love how "Chilling with my dog" sounds all gangster and shit
but with you it actually means that you are cooling down your pet dog.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

cooling down?
No
I mean, really, what?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Your dog is hot so you cool it down by giving it a drink of water
or putting the fan on.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

i didn't really think you were a nerd
Until what you just said up there
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Which thing?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Alright, I've got next week off which will be good.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Plans for that?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Helping the girlfriend move house
Probably meeting OT's resident bender for a pint.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Will you report back about his beard?
He says he's grown an epic beard. I think someone needs to judge this.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

We'll have a beard off I'm sure.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

His GF will win that one
LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

i get this because she is eastern european like tricky's wife, and they're all VERY hairy

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I can't imagine teh Baroness is hairy
I picture her totally fuzz free like an auditioning porn star, one who's gone to the bother of doing her makeup even though in about 5 minutes it'll be streaming down her cheeks while she makes weird choking noises.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

no comment, m'lud
i was referring to the non-b3ta user girlfriend of darth foxtrot, and nobody else
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Well, she's definitely not eastern european.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

darth's mrs isn't polish? i thought she was?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

She gave me a polish once.
Maybe you're thinking of that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

She's from Naaarch, innit.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

the fuck is Naaarch?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

and i swear to god i'll thump anyone who says
'it's a support system often used in building curved doorways and ceilings'

pricks
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

the actual, i mean, what the fuck?
www.narch.org.uk/
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I reckon she's actually a tranny.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

what darth?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

What do you think, you captain placid.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

He's a total Cap, Al.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

eh?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You are acting like a captain placid Quint

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

what does that mean, superfly?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

If you don't know, then you're even more of a captain

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

He's a total Cap, Al. I told you.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Let's just say
it's not good
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

i want to understand!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I am fair to middling, thank you.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Currently in a metric fuckton of pain
but on the plus side, I've got loads done today, and I feel all productive and shit.

Are we all still bickering at the tedious sockpuppet?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Who, Paedsy?
I do hope so.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Nah
it seems to have got bored

edit: seems I posted too soon, it's in the next thread
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

FREE GUITAR + AMP

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I've never used freecycle. The one in milton keynes just seems to be a yahoo group and I can't be arsed with that shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I think they're all Yahoo groups.
Our one has rendered up some good stuff in the past, and we've got rid of a few things too.

TRU(but not necessarily interesting)FAX
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Really? How shit, they should get their act together and put a proper website up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

i signed up to get the mrs some shit for her garden
but still get 3-4 emails a day and some of it actually isn't shit
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I've signed up see if there's anything good.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)

let me know if there are any guitars!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I like the ones where some pikey goes
WANTED: car.
If anyone has a car they're thinking of getting rid of, mine has just dies. THANKS!!!

I saw someone asking for a caravan once.

And then you get the ones who just post a shopping list of everything to fill a new flat, or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Excellent
The freecycle email digest just came in, and we have this:

wanted weight lifters bench wsm

has anybody one of these in the garage/shed gathering dust that they no longer use. a friend of mine is keen to give one a new home, if there any weights going that would be a bonus many thanks

Good luck with that, man.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

i used to have one he could have had
hey-ho
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

well I haven't done a reeking splatterfart into a carrier bag
so that's better than some forum users manage on a daily basis
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

And you've got a parrot, not many can claim that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Not since Nutkins was cruelly taken from us.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I'm okay
I'm very busy. I want all our clients to both fuck off, but also to give us lots of work, but not to ask when they will get it, and not to question what we've charged them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

This seems reasonable.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Also, I realise my post makes this ambiguous, but we have more than two clients.
I meant that I want them to carry out two actions.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Glad you've cleared that up. Thanks Al!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

That's okay Monty
I probably won't be going to that steak restaurant in Hackney you reccomended, I think we're gonna try and see a show instead, but thanks anyway. I would like to try it at some point in the future.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

You'd fuckin' love it, brah.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Monty I'm going to turn the phrase "A Captain Placid" into an insult.
Do you approve?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I'd be a total Captain Placid if I didn't.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Yeah, I'm alright, ta

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Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Oh thank god.
I was so worried.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Alright in the boys' showers, MORE LIKE!!!!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I'VE GOT THE OFFICE TO MYSELF!
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTY
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Loner

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

it's so quiet
i've put spotify on, i might have a rave
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Get some recommendations from Windy*

*don't, actually.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

He should ask Dozer
that's a cat that's totally down with the hippety hop. Although be careful you don't rub him up the wrong way.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

it's on random
so far i've had muse and the who
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I just heard Warren Zevon.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

yeah, how's he doing these days?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

s'alright.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I fuckin love The Oo.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

some people try to put them down

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

The singer lives near my sister.
He's a nice bloke by all accounts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

yeah i heard his kids are alright too

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I GET THIS JOKE!!!!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

really?
I don't even know myself
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Who are you, then?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I'm doctor jimmy
go to the mirror!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I wish it was 5:15 then I could be LOL but it's not so I can't
:(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

bored of this now

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I don't know that one

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

that's not a who song

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)

He owns a large trout farm.
Is your sister a large trout?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

She's lost a lot of weight recently
She's getting married in a couple of weeks.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Whatever you do,
don't wipe your cock in anyone's mug.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

oooooooooooooooh!
tracey doesn't have one for her specifically, else i would
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Have a crap in Tricky's stationery drawer.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Tricky's gone forever, there wouldn't be any point
malc took all his stuff, i told him to sanitise it all first
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Got a forwarding address?
If so, get a an old ice cream tub, some pitta bread and salad, and then have a shit in the pitta, garnish it and then post it on to him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

i dunno, he lives with his 5 month pregnant wife, at his mum's

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Burn the house down, it's all the rage.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

:( for that story

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

There's been a lot of unpleasantness on the news at the mo.
Worse than usual it seems. Kids dying all over the show.

Still, better than the fucking Olympics all day long.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)

why is he living at his mums house?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Because he's a prick.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)

he and his mrs had a flat, they moved into his mum's to save up for their wedding
they're now stuck there
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Oh man I never saw this thread :(

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

well clearly you did

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

It's this sort of thing that's turned the entire forum against him, Q

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Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

you hold his legs, i'll gaz the mods

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Our intranet is broken, what have you done 'Claude'?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I sneaked in and shat in your web server.

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Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

me neither nakkers,
feel a bit daft now.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Neither did I
Whiney prick
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

woah, bit strong.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Not you

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

who are you on about?
i'm a bit lost in this thread TH, I don't like coming in half way through.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

JUST WHINEY PRICKS, WINDY
JUST WHINEY PRICKS.

I dunno...anyway, I'm going now. I've stared at this screen for too long. CALC-U-LATOR!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

bye...!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I just ate a packet of wosits and now I look like I fingered a ginger

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

fat

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Prick

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)

WANKER

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Captain Placid

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

well if i'm a captain placid, you're anotherwanker

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Oh man, that's harsh Q. I mean, what have I ever done to you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

you went too far man, TOO FAR

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Dude that is really a bit much.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)

YEAH WELL IF YOU WEREN'T GOING AROUND HOGGING ALL THE MUMS, MAYBE AA WOULD STILL HAVE ONE

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I would totally finger the ginger one from girls aloud.
And also Christina Hendricks.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

and kelly reilly?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Yes, she would get one in the vadge and one in the bum. I'd mainly keep the one in the bum still while I wiggled the one in the vadge
but every now and then I'd slide it in and out a bit. She'd like that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)

good

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

She's in Drive which I watched last night and it was good

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Is she?
Who does she play in Drive?

I really liked that film.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

The one who helped with the pawn shop robbery and then got locked in the hotel and then got shot in the head.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Oh her, I didn't actually twig that was her.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

The tits, how did you miss the tits?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I was concentrating on Ryan Goslings superb performance.
And I was watching it while I was at work.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

you wank over baby geese?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

You Captian Placid you Captain Placid

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

you're just anotherwanker, you have the looks of naked ape, the effete of dartha nd the bank balance of monty

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

How do you know what I look like perv-a-nonce

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)

i don't, i was being mean without cause
i'm sorry naked ape, i bet you're really handsome actually
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

handsome for a prick, anyway

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Ah you're sweet, come here and give us a snog

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:09, Reply)

nyomnyomnyomnyomnyomnyomnyom

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Christina Hendricks is magnificent.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Would you finger her?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

she's gonna be hella busy at this rate

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)

She'll have a sore fanny and no mistake.
Her room will smell all funny and she'll have to keep opening the windows.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

windows, like her fanny!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Her fanny is like a window to her soul

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Not bad thanks
Very busy though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Sympathy reply

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Bottom of a Chomp thread,
sexy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Howdy.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Hi bobby
you'll be pleased to know that Plumdozer has taken me off ignore. But he then sent me a message to tell me to stop bitching about him as it rubbed him up the wrong way.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

That is good news. Are you friends again now? Who is next on your list?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I really don't know
everyone seems to like me again now, although I think Captain Placid is still a little unsure, due to him being a violent pederast.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Loon probably doesn't like you and batshitmentalchrist

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Hang on, why wouldnt' Loon like me?
I've met him, he's incredibly sexy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I thought you wound him up last time he was here, I could be wrong

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I don't think I did.
Not intentionally anyway. He's deactivated his facebook account.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:24, Reply)

I think the thing about you is, and please take this the way it was intended, as a compliment, that you are very funny but when you focus your attention on an individual you can be quite relentless.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

There wouldn't be any problem if those people that get upset with me weren't shit though.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

That's a matter of opinion though. One man's shit etc. Let's just enjoy this period of calm shall we? we don't know how long it will last.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Are you saying that Plumdozer and his turquoise dwarfism and hypocrisy isn't shit?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

well it's bent as fuck but I still like him.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

You like wrestling right?
www.24wrestling.com/hulk-hogan-retweet-sexual-message-about-daughter-brooke/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

What's sort of adult likes "Wrestling"? seriously

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:13, Reply)

not really, but thanks for sharing.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I like how you assume that someone like Bobby must like wrestling because they have poor hygiene and no friends.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:15, Reply)

It was mainly him having a photo of himself in a wrestling mask.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I've not seen that one.
Link?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)

I have a few of me in those masks if you want em? perv.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Please don't take this the wrong way but when you wrestle in a mask
Donyou tuck your neck beard into the mask to stop people pulling it, or do you leave it flowing free to show how manly you are?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Who's Don? were you so excited writing your little joke that you rushed the typing? spastic ape.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

On my phone innit
How's Wednesday booby? Been busy?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)

go fuck yourself x
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Lucha Libre? that's cool yeah. I have two masks.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Why are jeans so expensive! Oh why oh why

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Go to Primark
you dirty povvo
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Cheap jeans are always a bit shit though

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)

yeah but, so are you

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:19, Reply)

So are you though
so it all works out and the universe is happy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:19, Reply)

stop copying me

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

CAPTAIN PLACID!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

ANOTHER WANKER

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

amazon or play.com might help

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I can't make jeans from books and CDs! Silly quinton

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

amazon do clothes, or ebay, try them

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

O_O whaAaaaaaaat!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Just ignore him nakers, Quint usually rocks a look comprising of a paperback book covering his cock and 2 DVDS on his buttocks.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Sexeh time

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

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