I once caught a shoplifter
and wasted two hours of my shift doing paperwork.

I've never been on the wrong side of the law, although mr b3th has been arrested for owning a machine gun. They let him off when it was pointed out to them that it was a decommissioned WW2 German MG34, and that he was a militaria collector.

Oh, and he set fire to a police station roof with a home made rocket when he was a lad.
He's a right proper wrong'un, that fella.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:27, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Does he still have it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)

No, he sold it about ten years ago.
Then he sold most of his sword collection to pay for the wedding.
Neither of these things were at my insistence, I promise.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)