I was once questioned by the police as I matched the description of someone who'd been flashing old ladies in the park by the 6th Form College
Fortunately I had an alibi.

Afternoon everyone, I have been fucking busy since I got in, it's like they want value for my extortionate salary or something. Half these problems aren't even my fault.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

A friend of mine did an ID parade for money
And he was picked out of the line up. The crime was indecent exposure. We LOL'd.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

He's dead now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Oh blimey, forgot this one
My Uncle was questioned by the police during the search for the Yorkshire Ripper. He matched his description (well, dark hair, beard, etc) and was a lorry driver at the time. We LOL'd.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

And he's dead now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

STOP KILLING PEOPLE, TH

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Look, I now what it looks like
But I assure you that their deaths occurred many years later and were completely unrelated. *cough*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

My Dad was questioned when the Wearside Jack tape came out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)