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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How about wearing her like a Slanket™?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:34,
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I'd like to cover her in olive oil and wrap her around meLike a sexy ginger sash
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:44,
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Think about what you are saying, Deux ChapeauxThis is another of your highly impractical fantasies, where the reality would just be uncomfortable and awkward for all concerned.
What's wrong with holding hands? Or a nice kiss, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:47,
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Erm....ok...how about thisI'd like insert my erect penis into her vagina...with me so far?...and then move it rhythmically in and out, until I ejaculate into her.
That doesn't look right to me. Can't I just cover her in sea salt and brush my teeth with her?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:51,
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Have you ever considered writing erotic fiction?(
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