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I Hate John BishopI'm not sure why, but I do I really do.
Also not fond of Helen Arney, but none of you thikos have heard of her.
Who winds you up for no good reason?
Alt: Honey roasted Cashews are the nommiest, discuss
AltAlt: if we think Anotherwanker is a sock (and I hope he is because I don't want to believe real people are that shit) who do we think he is? BM?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:49,
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latest was 13 years ago)
AltAlt: could be that woman who throws cats out of the window.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:51,
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Roger the batty mentalist?yeah, s'pose barely remember her.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:52,
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John Bishop was rather good in Accused that was recently on BBC1Seems like a decent chap to me
Graeme Norton makes me want to kill kittens
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:52,
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See, this is what I meanhating Graham Norton is perfectly logical. Other than being scice there is nothing wrong with bishop that I can see. not the brightest or the funniest, but pretty harmless.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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His face and hair are fuckig irritatingAnd his teeth, I hate his teeth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:55,
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He does have size 8 teeth in a size 5 mouth(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:57,
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thank you, this is making me feel better about my prejudices.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:58,
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I can't stand that toothy scouser either.I think it is because of his teeth.
And, as someone mentioned, his shiny suits.
And because he's an unfunny cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:14,
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I think it's probably his success on top I these flaws that really grates(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:19,
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Danny....fucking.....DyerAlthough that's not "for no good reason". He's the biggest cunt in the history of the world.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:52,
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He's playing a DJ set this weekend at the Opera HouseBe there you SLAAAAGG!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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A person who's appearance suggests their ethnicity originated in the Middle East(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:11,
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Oh, I understand what it meansI was merely shocked at such an expression. It was more "Dune Coon? Moi?"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:12,
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Naked ape thinks being racist will impress monty, just ignore him.(, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I hate John Bishop because he's not funny, he has the worlds most irritating voice, he wears horrid tight shiny suits and he kills kittens for fun(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:52,
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alt altI believe it is you, and therefore I shall call you a Monkey rimming felch pilot.
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Nope, only ever socked onceevery one knows bout it and it ended badly. rather unlikely to do it again.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:54,
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People in "easily manipulated" shockerwww.nature.com/news/how-to-confuse-a-moral-compass-1.11447
Perhaps we should give Monty a magic questionnaire that makes him think Darkies are everything that's RIGHT with Modern Britain.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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Cashews are rubbish however they are roastedStupid non-crunchy fossilised maggots
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:54,
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well, I suppose you could be more wrong.but you's have to try hard.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:59,
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Cashews are all of the ace(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:00,
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ANd this^ is why you are my favourite.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:02,
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I would step over my grandmother for a bag of cashewsSalted, plain, honey roasted...I don't discriminate.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:25,
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ANd this^ is why you are less shit than Bald Monkey.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:26,
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well, it's not a very exclusive distinction IMObut then I never 'got' him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:32,
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Is he really banned now?does it leave a great gaping void in his life? I do rather hope so.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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Yeah, he's really bannedDunno...I haven't seen him since it happened. Although what Manolith said was right...He wanted to be banned, so he was. He didn't go about it in a way that I would consider to be sensible, but he's....different.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:45,
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almost sad I missed it.I enjoyed the whole 'stolen vibrator' skit, while I believed it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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Yeah, that was funThere where good times...*looks wistfully*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:52,
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George GallowayMost politicians would be candidates for hate by definition, but he is the worst sort of attention-whore populist wanker.
alt: don't do nuts, sorry
altalt: it has to be Rory. If it bullies Emvee when the new QOTW comes out it's a cert.
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Good callThe only thing that wanker is interested in is publicity for himself
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:00,
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Rory was both nastier and cleverer.but maybe he's a good actor...
In other news it seems the words "for no good reason" have become invisible. I shall edit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:01,
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Sockpuppets are shitI HAVE SPOKEN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:03,
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APART from the mighty Shed(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:13,
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Least secret sock account ever.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:16,
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I've heard there's a pair of them(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:16,
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Esther Ranzen
Andy Parsons
Vanessa Feltz
Nick Ferrari
Eamon Holmes
Sandi Toyksvig
Alan Davies
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:05,
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Kate Bushsince I was a kid
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:12,
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That awful Wilf Lunn/Phileas Fogg character who is always falling off his bike and upsetting people with his 'positive vibes'
What a cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:11,
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your just jellous because I get all the chicks.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:11,
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On the other hand I have much love for LTJ BukemWho is helping me through this tedious thursday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:24,
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I'm not a kate humble fan(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:24,
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Oh and Kari Byron is starting to annoy medespite being seriously hot.
I think I may be Gay.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:25,
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How about wearing her like a Slanket™?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:34,
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I'd like to cover her in olive oil and wrap her around meLike a sexy ginger sash
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:44,
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Think about what you are saying, Deux ChapeauxThis is another of your highly impractical fantasies, where the reality would just be uncomfortable and awkward for all concerned.
What's wrong with holding hands? Or a nice kiss, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:47,
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Erm....ok...how about thisI'd like insert my erect penis into her vagina...with me so far?...and then move it rhythmically in and out, until I ejaculate into her.
That doesn't look right to me. Can't I just cover her in sea salt and brush my teeth with her?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:51,
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Have you ever considered writing erotic fiction?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:01,
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Christine HendricksAnd some other woman that someone suggested yesterday. I'm not that selective when it comes to the fingering list.
Ask your mum if you don't believe me.
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I'm not sure Kari Byron is a real ginge(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:50,
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I'm not even sure what a Kari Byron is.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:50,
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Female presenter of a geek show.Face that looks like it's seen the business end of a shovel. All wide and flat. Nice tatas, though.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:51,
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I believe she may have done playboy...(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:52,
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which might, or might notenable one to ascertain the veracity of your speculation.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:57,
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I cannot remember said colour muff of said photo(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:05,
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Phwoar! There are some sexy properties here:www.taylorcole.co.uk/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:03,
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Hm. I'd have to consult my Desktop wallpaper folder but included are:Irina Shayk, Natalie Portman, Charlize Theron, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Alba and Katy Perry.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:58,
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I kissed a girl and I surrendered(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:05,
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Yes, there is something quite lovely about Natalie Portman(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:05,
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One of my favourite films is Leonso I cannot see her in THAT way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:06,
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It's fine the LazyTown defence has a strong internet legal precident.(, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
My kids have started watching thatIt is very odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:09,
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I love the Pirate song.Also Lazy scouts was cool.
I lees-than-three Robbie Rotten
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:15,
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AltAlt: I think it is possible that, rather than being a 'comedy account', he is simply 'a prick'.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:29,
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yes, I fear this may be so.pretty shit comedy account if he is....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:30,
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he's been given a new job by the buyers, including company car and travel allowancemeaning we still have to deal with the little prick, i genuinely want him dead
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didn't he just get fired for sexting someone's pregnant missus?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:36,
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I think I need one of those diagrams like the one they had in the radio times for Twin peaksI get confused.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:42,
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I know that technically its correctHowever when refering to our resident peadophile could we refrain from the abbreviation Pedo as dropping the A seems somehow inappropriate for the sort of activities that were conducted...
Thanks
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If you are going to reinsert the 'a'Please ensure that you place it correctly:
Paedophile
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:05,
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Technically I think he is a pederast.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:11,
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