My bro likes Japanese sado-gore films.
He's a bit 'wrong' though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Would you recommend the Chinese ones?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I am a huge fan of those historical big-budget epics*.
They're excellent, as are John Woo's earlier pre-US gangster films. I loved the 'Chinese Ghost Stories' series too.

*'Mongol' (lol) is superb. It's about G. Khan obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Mongol pissed me off.
All this build up and running about on the steppes and hiding out in Chink prisons and just as it's about to get truly badass the fucking film ends.

Gaylords. All of them.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Where is Mongol II? EH?????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

They buried it in the desert and then killed the only camel that knew where it was
Historically topical LOL
( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

oh HO!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)

There's a really cracking film about Genghis Khan that we keep seeing
where Genghis is as white and American as they come, and all his family and tribe are bit swarthy.
Real MGM-history stuff. Couldn't possibly have any slitty-eyed actors playing the famous slitty-eyed Mongol warlord.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Not a huge fan of Japanese Sado-gore films,
in fact, i doubt i've seen more than 2 or 3, however, early Japanese martial arts films are sometimes stunning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Fucking right they are.
I also have a massive collection of 70s/80s kung fu films on LOLvideo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Pre Bruce Lee is a different world.
He did a lot for Martial arts, but changed it irrevocably as well.

Do you know what Monty, I hate people, you mind if i have a rant?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I hate them too, my dear Winders. Rant away.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Well,
i've been fucking greasy, and horrible all day, trying to find the source of the oil leak on my car, was it in the bell housing? no! Was it the coming out the back of the main bearing? No, was it the sump bolts coming lose? no. Blocked crank case breather? no. None of the obvious normal shit, I had the engine out, had the crank shaft out, the whole fucking engine almost in pieces on the drive. And do yo know where the fucking leak was? do you? Whichever cunt fitted the after-market oil pressure gauge, didn't put the right sized nut on the fitting, so it was just pissing out of this little bolt at high pressure. That was it. a five minute job. What a fucking cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I read this as 'carzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Not really. That must have been v annoying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

really is,
serves me right for trusting the cunt that sold it to me i suppose. Stilll, it means tomorrow is free for adjusting the breaks so that it will actually stop without having to use the hand break.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

BRAKES

( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:14, Reply)

oh, right, yeah.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)