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So I've been watching person of interest
It's good, but now that's nearly finished.
Shitty TV show advice please. Here's a list of things I want in a TV show in no particular order.
Wise cracks
Guns
Explosions
Hot women
Decent lead actors
Something sci fi ish.
What fits that bill?
Alt: What do you look for in TV shows?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:14,
233 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Alt: Zombies, spaceships, box sets, gritty US drama in 1-hour episodes....
None of those.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:16,
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haha
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:17,
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English actors playing Americans, ‘seasons’ rather than series’, tedious cliffhangers and spasticated plot twists…
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:19,
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I have to say that some of the American series are very good
I'm loving the Sopranos at the moment. Well acted, funny and realistic.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:21,
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As is a whole shit ton of others, Monty's just moaning.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:24,
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What's wrong with 1 hour episodes?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:18,
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ITS NOT BRITISH AND MONTY LIKES BRITISH AND ONLY BRITISH AND HOW DARE TELVISION MOVE ON FROM THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF CELEBRITY KICKSTART!!!!!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:24,
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‘cult’ following, ex-big budget film actors (now down on their luck and claiming TV is where the really great drama is nowadays when in reality they’d sell their own mothers for another big budget cinema job)…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:32,
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I don't think I've ever seen a film I've enjoyed more than say Battlestar Gallactica.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:38,
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Most films are fucking bollocks and all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:44,
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There, I'm going to say it
I enjoyed the film "Paul" yesterday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:45,
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I enjoyed the film Paul on a plane beack form Australia last March.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:47,
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The swearing lady in it was most funny
Did you enjoy Bruce while you were there?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:48,
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"Paul" the other one. Those 'Spaced' wankers are absolutely pitiful with their 'knowing references'.
Wankers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49,
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There were some genuinely funny bits
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49,
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You really didn't get enough sleepies last night did you grumpy gunter?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:53,
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Oh Monty, it really is genuinely gratifying seing how annoyed it makes you that Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright
are making shedloads of cash by making people laugh in a way that you find annoying while you are forced to walk around your flat drinking Lidl own brand cider and complaining about your cold feet.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:58,
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He should get some slippers, or carpet I reckon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:59,
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It's not even them that's the real problem*. It's people thinking they're 'amaaaazing'
because they've 'got' the 'knowing' reference to fucking Star Wars or whatever. Well fucking done.
*it kind of is, actually. Especially that fat cunt. I bet his shit stinks of bad pizzas.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:07,
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Hush biggun
I'm going home now.
Imagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:13,
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L8TRZ
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:14,
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Monty's lecky meter only takes 10p coins
So unless it gets cut off during the ad-breaks, he's fecked.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:39,
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There has been little worth watching since The Grumbleweeds Radio Show was taken off.
Alt: The Grumbleweeds
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:27,
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Weeeeeeeee are the Grumbleweeeeeeeeds
Sorry, I don't know what you mean
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:50,
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FRIENDS!
It's WELL lol!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:27,
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Falling Skies
Not much in the way of wisecracks, but it's got everything else.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:28,
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I liked that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:33,
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I watched the first series, it was ok, but a bit too Jesus loves you for me.
Is the second series better?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:34,
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Bit more weird
There will be a 3rd series
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:39,
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Supernatural
Chuck
Bones (at a stretch)
Alt: Humour.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:29,
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Supernatural is for chicks
Chuck is good
Never bothered with bones.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:11,
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I decided to start watching Supernatural, as I'd heard good reviews of it from everyone I asked
I'm about 5 episodes in now, and really enjoying it, it's pretty funny.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:31,
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Alt: Clever humour
Not excluding fart jokes etc, as they have their place when done properly, but excess pointless swearing etc is not funny.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:32,
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it fucking is you know.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:33,
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No it fucking cunting wanking arsing twatting fucking arsing knobbing felching isn't
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:36,
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That's what I liked about the West Wing.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:37,
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Watch the new series of the thick of it
Best telly for years
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:40,
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I'm OBVIOUSLY watching that.
it's awesome, but I can't wait like an entire week for another episode like some sort of medieval peasant.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:41,
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Needs MOAR Malcolm at the moment
But I still love it.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:46,
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I think they're going to be doing one episode of the coalition the next for the opposition for the time being.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:55,
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I like them to be in when I flick on the telly
This my number one priority
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:38,
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+my bean
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:40,
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Hmmm staticky
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:41,
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Yes minister
and Yes Prime Minister
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:39,
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What I want is facts.
Facts about Ancient Civilisations. Facts about WAR and weapons or music. Facts about interesting things. I don't mind some drama but I watch almost none, such is my thirst for FAAAAAAAACCCCTTTTTS. I want to learn something from my entertainment wherever possible - and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES are Craig Charles, zombies or fucking space-soaps or whatever to be involved.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:47,
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I have recently switched to FACT books and thus have learned a great deal about:
D-Day
Dunkirk
Vulcan bombers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49,
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FACT me 'til I fart.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:52,
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Far Q
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:53,
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I have the Vulcan Haynes manual
Overpriced but was a present so meh.
The Vulcan test pilot book by Tony Blackman is an interesting read as well.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:53,
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This was a book about the Falkland Islands raids
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:53,
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Oh, Vulcan 607
have that one too, quite an achievement. But smacking a little of the RAF being desperate to play and not wanting the Navy to take over running the planes. As has been the case since the late 1930s....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:58,
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That's the one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:00,
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He was great back in the day, Radio Caroline etc.
I preferred Tommy Vance though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:00,
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nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:01,
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I'm 2/3 of the way through 'Double Cross' which is about double agents of WWII.
It's excellent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:57,
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In that case you'd like
Churchill's Wizards by Nicholas Rankin, all about how they decieved the enemy in WW1 &2, stuff like Operation Mincemeat etc.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:04,
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I read that one before my current book - it's very good indeed isn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:08,
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Yes
some real "how did they get away with that" stuff in it.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:13,
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Shut the fuck up you geeks, this is a TELLY thread for TELLY TALK!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:13,
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I lieked it wen DR who sorry THE DOCTOR flew in spaece it was gr8 lol.
BETTER?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:15,
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Slightly yeahhh.
What are you going to do when your daughter starts watching Dr Who?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:16,
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Pull her teeth out with pliers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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She watches TV with her teeth?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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I always have mine with me when I watch it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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I generally put mine away
Not having a face like Luis Suarez, I am able to
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:20,
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I have no idea who that is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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Think Cilla Black, but Uruguayan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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Phwoar!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:25,
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No,
You're a gay one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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Crossed with the monster out of Aliens
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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There's been no decent Dr Who since Tom Baker
If it doesn't have a man on the floor in a bin liner pretending to be an alien life form it's not proper Dr Who. All the CGI ruins it.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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Tom Holland's programme on the historical basis for Islamic beliefs
(for which I was appalled to discover he received death threats) was one of the best television programmes I've watched in ages. Really top-drawer research and even-handed as well.
********* Paul Ross
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:59,
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MY BUMHOLE
Hahah...
hole
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49,
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Series 2 was shite
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:50,
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But it was the first bumhole to be reinstated based on DVD sales alone
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:52,
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The fans are a bit anal about it though
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:53,
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*brandishes shart stained copy*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:54,
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*signs*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:12,
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+ with bum cigar
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:14,
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*cherishes*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:16,
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Hey Monty this will cheer you up
Public Enemy are playing the "Big Freeze" ski and snowboard show @ battersea power station.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:13,
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Gosh that's just marvellous!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:15,
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How low can you go?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:16,
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Not quite low enough to go to South London with a bunch of waqqqi 'snowboard bums'
to see that bunch of overrated wankstains.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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waqqqilols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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I thought you liked PUblic Enemy?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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Not very much, no.
The problem is Chuck D.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:20,
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Despite his many, many posts slagging them off?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:20,
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Never noticed tbh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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The sad thing is that their beats were absolutely brilliant.
The intrumentals on their 12"s are masterpieces.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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Don't believe the hype about that
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:20,
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Very good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:21,
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Rather obvious
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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Just like mine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:23,
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Yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:24,
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What is it about sci fi that you like? I just don't 'get it'.
Alt: breasts mainly.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:16,
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Different people liking different things shocker
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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Apart from breasts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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Yes, that's why I am seeking to understand the appeal.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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It's like trying to explain to someone why blondes are more attractive than brunettes.
Just personal taste, innit.
Personally, I love the limitless possibilities of scifi. And, as with all fiction/literature, part of the appeal is imagining yourself in the hero's role. That's why kids are taught to identify with brave knights and princesses when they read fairy stories.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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Mine has always identified with the baddies in every book he has ever read.
I suspect he will one day attempt to take over the world.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:24,
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What makes me lol
is that despite the so-called limitless possibilities of the genre what you inevitably end up with is, to quote R Lyon, 'EastEnders in space'.
This is because, despite the surface waqqqiness of having spaceships etc most stories of any kind fit into a very small variety of choices, from 'quest' yarns to 'self-discovery' ones etc. Thus I say to you that this so called limitlessness is PURELY ILLUSORY.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:25,
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Don't they say there are only five archetypes of story, or something?
Have you honestly never been a fan of any kind of fiction?
You're dead inside, Monty. DEAD.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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I have indeed, including some sci fi and fantasy stuff.
The dross/quality ratio in all forms of entertainment is depressingly skewed in favour of SHIT, and it makes me very sad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:29,
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Your favourites being Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:30,
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*gnashes teeth in loathing*
Bruce Dickinson books.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:32,
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What does kiddo like to read?
or have read to her, I suppose. Four's maybe a bit young for reading books, isn't it? I can't remember that far back.
If you like historic fact, do you ever read historic fiction? Sharpe, and that? Or Ken Follett? He's supposed to be good.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:32,
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She's been reading and writing for a while.
Just words rather than sentences but still v good progress. She likes Paddington Bear a lot, AA Milne and some utter shit her povvo Kent family have got her. My bro bought her a heritage edition of Hans Andersen illustrated by Edmund du Lac. They bought her 'The Rescuers Down Under'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:34,
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Have you seen Katie Morag?
They're children's books about a little red headed Scots girl from the islands - I get the feeling she's like those.
According to Amazon, there's even a story about trying to get her two grannies to get along...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_9_6?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=katie+morag+collection&sprefix=katie+%2Cstripbooks%2C452
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:38,
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Oh nice. Thanks b3th.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:40,
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Teach her to embrace her porridge roots.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:42,
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That's why I took her to see 'Brave'. It was jolly good actually.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:44,
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She likes that Donaldson woman wot done the Gruffalo etc. As do I .
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:41,
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I read loads of historical fiction btw
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:35,
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James Michener's historical fiction is good
if rather long.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:36,
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Long is good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:44,
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Try "Covenant"
about South Africa, right back to before Cecil Rhodes and all that.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:47,
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Ta, Loakers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:48,
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WhuchootalkinboutWillislolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:21,
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Alright Phillip Drummond
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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depends on how it's used but it's a great way to tell a story which obeys its own rules and is less restricted.
In the second or third series of BSG some of the humans were under occupation and to fight back they started using torture, targeted assainations and suicide bombers.
In 2006 in a prime time TV series suicide bombers were heroes, but they could that aired, because it was in this fictional universe.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:20,
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Also there's an awful lot of drama that is based on constant threat and isolation.
Das boot springs to mind but also Zulu and a few others. Sci Fi programs seem to have that as a common theme, especially ones which involve space travel.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:23,
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Das Boot was amazing
Even the theme tune
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:23,
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aka it's been done to death
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:24,
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Says Mr History program
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:25,
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ziz iz a zing
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:25,
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It's a shit one.
New things about history are being discovered all the time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:30,
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Yeah and the formular has changed loads since Civilization.
Man standing in ruin, voice over, music, moving camera over static image, battle sounds etc.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:35,
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I think it's achingly beautiful the way they obey their own rules and are less restricted.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:23,
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Thank you for the explanation.
I still don't think I'll be watching things like Dr Who or stuff. As B3th said - personal taste innit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:29,
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GIve Falling Skies a try, Batts.
It's mostly about people trying to survive after the end of the world. The fact that it's got aliens in it is almost incidental until the middle of the series.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:41,
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Jericho was fairly similar
except that the antagonists were terrorists rather than aliens.
Not that it was properly explored, as they cancelled it after one series. Then brought it back and cancelled it again.
Tch, eh?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:44,
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Jericho was an excellent series.
The very first episode in particular.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:45,
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It's a shame they had to rush and fit a whole series into five minutes at the end, when they knew it definitely wasn't coming back.
They did the same with Caprica as well, which was a shame.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:49,
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And Studio 60
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:53,
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Don't know tha one.
Is it worth looking up?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:54,
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Written by the Guy who did the west wing, it's got Chandler from friends in.
The main thing is that it's excellent.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:55,
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I've been taping that Person of Interest thing, as it looked good
but I haven't got round to watching any of them yet. Look out for one called Continuum, which should be starting next month, I think. It seems to be a sort of female time-cop thing, but I don't know much about it beyond that.
Alt: A bit of scifi, a bit of comic relief, a bit of weird. I've been enjoying Grimm and Awake this year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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Your pet names for Mr b3th?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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Pension
and Mealticket.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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lololololols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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tee hee
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:31,
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you hopeless romantic, you.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:34,
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I know. I can't help myself.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:38,
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try archer
alt: I look in for the television lol
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:35,
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I fucking love archer.
New series isn't out until next year though.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:36,
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There's a new one being advertised starring the bloke from Will and Grace
about a doctor who's a proper mentalist or something. I forget what it's called, but it's being billed as the new Mentalist/House combo show.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:40,
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I hate the super clever dick shows where a 'genius' pulls some unlikely solution out of fragments of minor evidence
*puts on sunglasses*
*says something cantankerous*
*wears waistcoat and ginger hair*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:49,
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sorry, I mean 'cult'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:50,
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I didn't see that episode of Poirot.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:51,
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I don't watch lot of TV i'm afraid,
But i do love a bit of Mystery in my Telly. Some of those American CSI NCIS things are good background noise if I'm tinkering around the house. If i'm actually going to sit down, I'll put a movie on, can't be doing with having to watch upwards of 20 hours just to get to the fucking point.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:49,
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I only ever watch CSI if I'm stuck in a hotel for work.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:49,
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Do you take a blacklight with you to join in?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:50,
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My bro likes Japanese sado-gore films.
He's a bit 'wrong' though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:50,
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Would you recommend the Chinese ones?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:52,
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I am a huge fan of those historical big-budget epics*.
They're excellent, as are John Woo's earlier pre-US gangster films. I loved the 'Chinese Ghost Stories' series too.
*'Mongol' (lol) is superb. It's about G. Khan obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:54,
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Mongol pissed me off.
All this build up and running about on the steppes and hiding out in Chink prisons and just as it's about to get truly badass the fucking film ends.
Gaylords. All of them.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:59,
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Where is Mongol II? EH?????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:01,
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They buried it in the desert and then killed the only camel that knew where it was
Historically topical LOL
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:03,
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oh HO!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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There's a really cracking film about Genghis Khan that we keep seeing
where Genghis is as white and American as they come, and all his family and tribe are bit swarthy.
Real MGM-history stuff. Couldn't possibly have any slitty-eyed actors playing the famous slitty-eyed Mongol warlord.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:59,
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Not a huge fan of Japanese Sado-gore films,
in fact, i doubt i've seen more than 2 or 3, however, early Japanese martial arts films are sometimes stunning.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:57,
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Fucking right they are.
I also have a massive collection of 70s/80s kung fu films on LOLvideo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:58,
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Pre Bruce Lee is a different world.
He did a lot for Martial arts, but changed it irrevocably as well.
Do you know what Monty, I hate people, you mind if i have a rant?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:59,
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I hate them too, my dear Winders. Rant away.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:01,
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Well,
i've been fucking greasy, and horrible all day, trying to find the source of the oil leak on my car, was it in the bell housing? no! Was it the coming out the back of the main bearing? No, was it the sump bolts coming lose? no. Blocked crank case breather? no. None of the obvious normal shit, I had the engine out, had the crank shaft out, the whole fucking engine almost in pieces on the drive. And do yo know where the fucking leak was? do you? Whichever cunt fitted the after-market oil pressure gauge, didn't put the right sized nut on the fitting, so it was just pissing out of this little bolt at high pressure. That was it. a five minute job. What a fucking cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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I read this as 'carzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:10,
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Not really. That must have been v annoying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:11,
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really is,
serves me right for trusting the cunt that sold it to me i suppose. Stilll, it means tomorrow is free for adjusting the breaks so that it will actually stop without having to use the hand break.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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BRAKES
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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oh, right, yeah.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:21,
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Lost Girl fits these I think
Also, Common Law, it's pretty great
alt: Mostly is it sexy. Lately I've discovered a shit ton of redneck tv shows which excite me, Duck Dynasty is hilarious, as well as Gator Boys and Call of the Wildman, I watched American Hoggers last night, it was interesting, a little too much blood for me.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 16:59,
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K, I checked out iTunes.
You can totally burn them onto CD. However. M4A files are relatively new and not all CD players capable of playing mp3s will recognise the format. There are plenty of free converters online, but it's likely that you'll have to convert one at a time unless you pay.
The good news is the M4A is rapidly getting popular enough that you'll see widespread adoption.
If you want a hand gaz me and I'll dig out a decent converter etc.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:01,
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Oh Kroney, you're so sweet, thanks for the help darlin'
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:03,
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We've been watching Storage Wars, which is fun.
Last night we caught a show about traffic wardens. Hilarious.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:08,
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I'm not a fan
You should really check out Duck Dynasty, it's fucking awesome
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:09,
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The promos look brilliant.
Also, pawn stars? The one in Vegas with the thick as shit son? Very funny.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:10,
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The funniest bits are watching the Dad look at people like they're fucking idiots for imagining they could ever get that price for what they have
I actually like Cajun Pawn Stars better than Vegas
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:13,
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I forget sometimes just how vast America really is.
The different shows from the different areas really show up what a varied nation you have.
Our channels are just starting the Cajun / Texan versions of the pawn stars / Storage Wars shows.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:15,
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Some Mother's Do Av Em
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:01,
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+ then put them up for adoption.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:02,
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Haha ouch!
That was uncalled for.
/feels guilty for laughing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:04,
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Do I need to go into my trash folder?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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Wuv u reely
Xx
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:09,
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GOOD.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:27,
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That's was very cruel battered, there is no need to remind the poor boy that his real parents didn't want him
Got your back Bobsicle
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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I am now in the pub.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Still at your desks are you?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:01,
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Actually I'm in the Bahamas.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:02,
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I'm in a helicopter Waahaaay
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:03,
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I'm riding a shark through the Atlantic
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:04,
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I'm on a horse!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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I'm playing LaserQuest on the moon.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:07,
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THESE ARE BEST DAY EVER ACTIVITIES!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:10,
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I'm mermaid hunting with grenade harpoons
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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About time somebody culled those fucking mermaids
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:15,
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Fishy minge BEEYOTCHEZ.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:17,
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Is that what you call the male sauna in Kensal Rise these days?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:05,
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I'd no idea such a place existed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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Yes dear.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:10,
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No, I'm in bed with your missus.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:07,
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Remind her to make my supper when she's finished will you?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:16,
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I've enjoyed this thread. Se'sly.
Got some book tips, had a good old disparage...
Good show.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:07,
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Yeah we're all about pleasing you massa.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:09,
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Shine my shoes, boy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:09,
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Trainers surely?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:11,
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Doesn't have quite the same ring though does it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:13,
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Factual accuracy Boyce. Factual accuracy at all times.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:15,
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i think we need to institute some sort of thread rating system,
edited in to the main post once the thread is over, so if you've been busy, you can easily see which threads are worth browsing. Reply count/time scale is sometimes a good measure, but that might be because there is some sort of dull squabble going on.
Monty...
MAKE IT SO!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:11,
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I'll bring it up at the secret mod meeting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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oh, monty smh
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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I don't know what that means, I'm afraid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:15,
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smell my hampouch?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:22,
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It's bound to be that. Thanks!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:25,
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nice one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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Chompy does data inputting for a living, maybe he can whip something up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:13,
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