I'm taking the mrs into London tomorrow and we're going to go and see a show. We don't know which one yet.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:46, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I can help you with this!
'Shows' are all, and I mean ALL, completely shit-awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)

On this we can agree completely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I'd like to take your opinion on board, really I would
I like you, your fun to spend time with, everything about you wants to tell me that your opinions are the sort that I should listen to. It's just that every time I'm about to take the plunge and do it, I experience what can only be described as an near damascian epiphany, like the scales are falling from my eyes and I suddenly see just how much of a senile old bellend you are, and how much of a failure your life is in every, and I do mean every, respect.

So I don't take your opinions on board.

lots of love

xxx
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Oh. Right. OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I'm going to the London tomorrow!
www.marshallamps.com/artists/news/artist_news.asp?newsId=46
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Fancy a pint?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

He's going to be too busy watching Yngwie Malmsteen.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Let's hope they've got those swimming pool covers safely on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I really wish there was a recording of that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I'll watch him
but they can't make me like the man
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

He's fucking dismal.
I really couldn't care a fig if you can play widdly solos at two million miles an hour - they sound shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

The whole neo-classical thing is sort of interesting
but for about 20 seconds. Then you realise there's 15 albums worth of it...ALRIGHT YNGWIE...WE GET IT.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

He's a knob, his records suck and he looks like a complete cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Woah, why all the hostility Monce?
Did you have a shower this morning but it didn't take? I feel really grumpy if my shower didn't take.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I just don't like foreigners, Tee Aitsch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

To be fair, Yngwie doesn't do much for international relations
He is an insufferable twat
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I don't think I'm going to have time, sadly
We're cutting it a bit fine getting down there. Next time though, definitely.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

You got it, big guy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)

14 artists in 4hours?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Yeah, it'll be interesting
but who cares. I love Paul Gilbert. And I'm hoping Slash might make an appearance.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

is ed sheeran going to be there?
he's my guitar hero!
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Go and see the woman in black, very good and proper scarey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Dawn French?
Keep up Nakers they've split up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Poor Ainsley

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Awooga.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Surely that should be the other way round?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I think you're doing sex wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

He does a lot of things wrong
sex really isn't one of the big issues here.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I think I liked that, I went to see it with school and the main memory afterwards was of pain and hearing loss

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

there's some great street theatre on at the moment
watch out for the guys dressed as tramps fighting over kebab wrapper full of vomit and if you spot santa disguised with a trolley full of presents you can ask for one!
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)