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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
You can't marmalade your cock up a bird's arse!!!!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:51,
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13 years ago)
You can if you buy her a diamond bracelet.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:53,
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Or if you are Paddington Bear.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:54,
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mmm. Arse sandwich.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:08,
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