piss off nonce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Now stea-dy on!
I thought we were pals???????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I'm only joiking you lovely young man.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Phew - I mean, for a minute there...I thought....
oh never mind.


I feel a bit silly now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

nah, I loves ya.
I also have a hole in my boot. I only discovered this when it started raining.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Is this about cars again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

no, my boots,
on my feet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Your feelings now match your appearance.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

OH C'MON THIS IS GOOD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK THIS TO YOU BUT NO IT ISN'T

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

You cruel bully. In other news I believe it is Jeff's birthday today. I shaLl text some abuse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

IT'S PISSING DOWN AND MY COAT IS AN HOUR AWAY FROM HERE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

I am on the pub, covered in fence treatment with no coat. I hope the rain will wash the stuff off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:57, Reply)

It isn't my birthday till Sunday.
Feel free to text me some abuse then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:11, Reply)

I'll text you abuse whenever I like.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Alright Windy,
You're in the pub trade, right? And you're in Oxford, right? Are you in the 'cool' bit of Oxford - i.e., the 'triangle', or are you more centrally located?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

He's in the centre of the 'fucking prick' district.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Woah, now, steady on, No real places of work online.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Gong are playing in Oxford relatively soon,
there is talk of going with my brother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)

I would like to see Gong,
where are they playing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Dunno. my bruv is in charge of gigs.
You'd like him, he's fucking hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

will i like him more than i like you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I expect so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)

well, if you do get tickets, let me know, and i will join you,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Will do, young master Windlington.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:40, Reply)

oh, it's at the fucking O2.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Is that bad?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

well, if you like paying £4 a pint for beer,
from lines that have probably never been cleaned, then no.
And, they've ruined the Hobgoblin, which used to be the pub where you would run out of the 02 and buy a pint between acts to save spending a fortune on shit beer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Stalker.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Absolutely. As a stalker I have all the answers already, of course.
I'm 6000 miles away, but live in Oxford normally, so it's interesting to know - there are some cracking pubs in the 'ford and there was talk about a bash in Oxford - I'd be keen.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

You must be a student,
as I've lived in oxford my whole life and never know anyone refer to any part of Oxford as "The Triangle"
Are you on about the money end, i.e Jericho and summertown, or student Village, i.e Cowley Road and Iffley?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

this came across more aggressive than i had hoped.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I thought it was quite butch

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:41, Reply)

do you like it when i'm aggressive?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:49, Reply)

a bit, yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:05, Reply)

No way!
I teach the buggers, but am not one myself! Have you never heard of 'the golden triangle' - i.e. Cowley and Iffley Roads? I'm not a local, brought up in the area, so I don't know the real terms. Jericho - I wish I could afford to live there...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Dude.
The Golden Triangle is in Southeast Asia.


DURRRR!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Velly solly.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Never heard it referred to as that,
but i can see that. I gazzed you my pub.
I used to live in Jericho, i had a basement flat on Walton Street. Nothing i owned was stored lower than 6 inches abve the floor. It is not all luxury.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:43, Reply)

But think about the LOCATION!!
A local guy helped us move house - he grew up in Jericho and used to watch Supergrass, Radiohead etc. in the Jericho Tavern. It's scary how much the houses there cost now - my missus was actually a student in Oxford in the early 90s and said that then, Jericho was a 'no go' area - times chance, eh?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:50, Reply)

yeah, it used to be proper rough,
Then people got all in to period houses, and BOOM!!!
Also, it's not far from Woodstock road, the traditional home of the money in oxford, so if you wanted to be close to the upper lot, but weren't so flush, Jericho was where it was.
I saw Supergrass at The Jericho, and Thom Yorke and his wife are friends of ours.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

More shameless namedropping I have never seen
outside of my own posts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I have yet to post on this week's QOTW about my own acquaintances and friendships. I think I will leave it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:58, Reply)

i want to be like youooooo ooo,
talk like you, walk like you its truee ooooh oooh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:59, Reply)

*does Wayne and Garth 'we're not worthy' routine*
That's fantastic and at the risk of potentially pissing of Mr Boyce, I think Radiohead (and of course T.Y.) are probably the most significant band to have come out of the U.K. in the last 20 years.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)