He doesn't really bother me, just thinks he does. It's just tedious and easier to ignore.
I don't know who you think I am but Others seem to think I'm plumdozer. This on account of me saying I had a pet called Hercules, which I invented. Plummers had a hamster called that, unfortunately recently deceased.
Plummers and I, did, however, go to the same school, albeit many years apart so there is a tenuous connection.
To my eternal shame, Michael fuckwit Gove went to the same school. I'll never live it down.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:33, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's the bunny!
Hi dozer's nicer personality. so, are you older of younger? Were you touched as a child too?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Much, much older.

I remember my mother describing me as a bit touched. Maybe she meant a touched bit?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Ahh, yes, were you the other lefty, trying to steal my schtick?
or was that whatisname?

ahh well good to see you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Good
to see you too, sir. I can assure you I have no interest in your, eh, schtick.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Wise man.
I think you're my new Favorite.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:44, Reply)

but you told me you love me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Plummers, mate, they all say that. CQ though won't cum in your top hat without permission. A true gent.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Awww! fanks, I do try.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

he is you
as you are he

as you are me

and we are all together
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I am definitely not you.
I am way more alternative.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

someone truely alternative would claim to be alternative
wannabe
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)

someone truly spasticated
Would have a Willy Fogg moustache.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:54, Reply)

tsk
bad show old chap
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:55, Reply)

YOU STARTED IT!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:56, Reply)

did I?
I didn't think I did, I was beeing quiet carful not to be too naasty to you. oh well, I appologise.

sorry Doze.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:57, Reply)

I am the egg man, I am the egg man.......
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:50, Reply)

correctamundo

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I am I
And you are you
And you are me
And I am you
But somebody obscures my view of you
Really, who?
Gérard Depardieu!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

also
You are very fucking far from being as good looking, funny, suave, cool and sophisticated as me.

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:35, Reply)

You
should have seen me when young, Sir. Noel Coward had nothing on me. I used to wipe their gashes with my cravat when finished the rogering business. A gentleman knows how to treat a lady.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)

*makes notes*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

And
that was how the "kipper tie" was born.

So Phudbree invented the kipper tie, OK?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:04, Reply)

What else did you invent uncle Phud?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Nothing, son,I was too busy cleaning the basement. Years it took me, years.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)