I assume that he is planning on buying you a computer for your birthday
But the cheap cunt is trying to save himself a few bob, by cutting corners.
If it doesn't come with Jet Set Willy already loaded on it, tell him to fuck off.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Also, happy birthday Jeff.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Thanks.
I'm off to the pub then a curry house.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Say hello to Doris for me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Sounds like a foolproof plan.
Have fun.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:42, Reply)

I am cooking roast duck and drinking pinotage. Yum fucking yum.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:42, Reply)

I'm putting off a massive pile of washing up.
Boo fucking hoo.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:44, Reply)

^ first world problem right here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Nice.
Pinotage is my favorite red.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:45, Reply)

I have decided to make a gravy with the giblets and slow gin.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)