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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He was embezzling funds which he spent on a series of ever-more-lavish built-up shoes,things came to a head when he turned up in 4' gold platforms one morning.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:09,
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I heard it's because he kept sex pestering the women in the office, rubbing his crotch up against their knees(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:13,
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I head it's because he go so angry he tried to fire the entire board of directors.Then pooed himself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:16,
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You forgot my attempt to set the offices on fire.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:17,
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I heard he used a fire extinguisher to propel his chair around the board room.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:18,
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whilst singing 'you're shit and you know you are' to the CEO.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:20,
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in every board meeting he would repeat everything back that was said in a childish sarcastic voice."the projections are really encouraging."
"de prwojections are weally encouwaging."
"would you stop that please."
"would you stop dat pwease."
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:25,
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