I like to pass the time doing what I'm employed to do
In my downtime I look into how hard it would be to get an HGV licence.

I also have at least one wank a week in the work bogs, it's what they would've wanted.:(
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:47, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You also have a little chuckle to yourself
about that time in 'Spaced' where the cool guy with the comics and the skateboard made a 'Star Wars' reference.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)

go fuck yourself monty.
better than all the american comedies you like.
friends was shit, deal with it!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)

He collects boxed sets of all the 'seasons'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I genuinely thought you weren't a knobend.
Just goes to show.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

seinfeld was shit an all.
do-be-do-do-do pile of wank.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

'NORM!!!'
Heh, fucking great stuff.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Ooh, which show?
I've heard 'We Will Rock You' is AMAZEBALLS!!!111THX113811!!!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

'Cats' is the best one. It's about cats.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I have not seen that one
I'm allergic to cat hair (amongst other things). Will this affect my enjoyment of said show?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I don't thinks so!
Musical theatre is just perfect for everyone, regardless of their gay ailments.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

OH MAN-O-MAN! I have an ASSLOAD of gay ailments!
I am sorted to FUCK!

*heads to ticketmaster*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

The term is 'gailments', Billzo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

You are so wrong that Hitler would shudder.
Friends is a brilliant show. Loads of fun to watch.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I'd rather watch my own testes being burst in a vice
than watch the antics of 'Ross' and his other ghastly Hebrew pals.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I know what I'm giving you as a present on Saturday now.
It'll be one out of a choice of two.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Iron Cross or genuine gold star badge?
*prays*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

G-clamp or a certain dvd.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Oh poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

get him both.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

'Then I will show you, where the Iron Crosses grow'

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

'Hitler would shudder'
P.J Harvey's.....etc
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I do enjoy that kind of thing, it's true. Thanks man
It's nice liking stuff that you like.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)