fucks sake boyce.
went to see jesus christ superstar last night.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:58, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

HE IS RISEN!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

cunt should stay dead.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Fucking wakki zombie student cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I don't understand why Jesus felt it was ok to just go around telling everyone what to do,
i mean, i've got stong opinions on some subjects, but i don't go around preaching about it. I think he ought to wind his neck in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

tell you what right, cunt should stop flouting licensing laws an all.
did they have a safety certificate for a crowd 5000? fucking doubt it
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Not to mention adhering to food hygiene regulations for storing and preparing the bread and fish.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

walking on water?
yeah, great stuff show off. what if kiddies copied him eh?
total cunt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

He's like an even-shitter Derren Brown.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

If memory serves, I think he was pretty severely rebuked for his views

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

too little too late in my opinion.
and people keep buying his book remember, the publishing illuminati are pushing hid flth down our throats, and i for one, won't stand for it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Oh, that reminds me
I watched National Treasure 2 last night. Whoo-wee....a real tour-de-force, that was.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

i can imagine it was excellent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Oh, it REALLY was
And I'm choosing to believe that it was entirely historically accurate.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

all very well after the fact.
an unsupervised crowd of religious fanatics? crucifying's too good for him.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

^ GAY
Lusty's cousin is marrying a massively bent Christian who works in musical theatre, on Sunday night he referred on TWO OCCASIONS to 'JC Superstar'. Jesting aside the bloke genuinely is worse than Nakers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

if I said chris moyles was the highlight, would that give an indication of my feelings on the subject?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I'm not going to be mean to you today.
You've suffered enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

it truly was utter shit.
the guy that played jc was fucking terrible.
AND it had mel c out of them spice girls an all.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

You poor, poor soul.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

14 fucking quid for 4 bottles of miller.
yes kids, that's 7 quid a pint.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)

well,
actually, bottles are usually around 330ml, so it's 7 quid for a pint and a bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Oh that's alright then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

yeah, phew thank fuck for that.
I thought I was being overcharged!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

i was going to do the maths and workout how much it would be for a pint,
but i can't be fucking bothered.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

£6.03p per pint

(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I suspect you deserve everything you get for drinking bottles of miller.


*Unless they were the only actual booze there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

it was that or bud.
I'd rather have a soft drink, probably more chance of getting pissed an all.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

In that case, I forgive you.
bud is worse than hitler.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

terrible bullying of talk poster bud there

(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I was going to say that.
but I figured only about 3 people here would remember him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)

bud was a HIM?!

(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

er, yeah.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

i wondered why her cock taasted funny :(

(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

hitler nakers
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Wait, am I reading that right?
Chris Moyles....was in Jesus Christ Superstar?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

he's a fat unfunny cunt, and i hipe that his wife cheats on him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Listen mate, Two Hats is alright.
You take that back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I assumed he meant Jesus

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

He died for our sins you know

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Moyles is dead?
*Rejoices*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

yes, he was herod and by far the best thing about the whole show.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Hells bells

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I laughed at chris moyles TH, not at him but with him :(
I'M A MONSTER!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

To be fair, he must have something about him
otherwise he wouldn't have been so popular for so long.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

thanks for softening the blow TH, you're a pal.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)

You can't spell diplomat
Without adding some letters, taking away some others and re-arraging them to spell 'Two James Hats'.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

duplohat

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I'm going to assume you meant to put 'Diplohat'
however, I much prefer Duplohat.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Does he ride down town on a Yamaha?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

No, but he walks like a woman and he wears a bra.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I don't know that version.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)

i'm pretty sure you do now, you stupid prick

(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

#smasheduphisballsonadustbinlid

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

walking round the secc for an hour and a half so the missus could get tim minchin's autograph was great.
we did not get his autograph.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

you did get to walk around a hollowed out armadillo for an hour and a half, though.
Swings and roundabouts, mumpers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

nah it was the industrial looking sheds of the secc, rather than the odd looking quassont.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

no justice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Why?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

missus is tim minchin's no.1 stalker.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I'm ginger,
want me to dress up like him and have sex with her for you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)

well you do wear guyliner and trousers far too tight for you.... yeah, go on then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

SCORE!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)