I'll get my bagpipes!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:45, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i might vomit on you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Two great hangover cures right there

(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Alright, new Jockanese poster?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Aye, ah'm awright
Thanks awfully for asking.

How are you? You seem to be on here a lot
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I have desperately tedious job.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Sorry to hear that
I work stupid long hours for not enough money too
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Great innit?*


*no
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Kill me now
well, not right now, but maybe on monday
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

OK sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

so what are you up to
are you on t'internet in work or what?

Do you work in IT? They always know the tricks. b3ta is blocked in my work for 'adult content'
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

try right.upthear.se

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

LET'S BE FRIENDS!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Yaaaay!
sounds good. I can't play the bagpipes but that is probably a good thing
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

then pull up a cock and have a seat!
ASL???
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)

thanks
but I already have a cock :P

but I'm 31 and a bloke from Scotland
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

YES ANOTHER ONE OF GOD'S CHOSEN!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Aye man,
A british citizen by accident of birth and a Scot by grace of god
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

hey woah, no need for that disloyal chat friend.
we're all proud brits here.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Dozer isn't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Oh aye
I do love my EU passport.

Not that I hav anything against the other members of the UK, I just really like the scenery here
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

hello highlandcoo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Hello Windy Pig
:)
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

How are you today?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

a bit down
long hours at work and relationship strife are making me feel down
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Perhaps some uplifting popular music might help?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

wanna whinge about it to some complete strangers?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Well, since you ask
I moved across the country for a new job but since getting here I hate it, the hours are very long, the job is micromanaged and annoying and I know no-one in the area.

Shortly before I left my g/f and I had a fight and broke up and although I still love her, she won't talk to me.

I don't have anywhere to live so I am staying in a hotel here.

Basically, everything went wrong at once and I got depressed but I am starting to get help for that.

So that's the short, short version but I don't want to bore you all!
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I moved across the country for a new job but since getting here I hate it, the hours are very long, the job is
have a
managed and annoying and I know no-one in the area.

Shortly before I left my g/f and I had a fight and broke up and although I still love her, she won't talk to me.

I don't have anywhere to live so I am staying in a hotel here.

Basically, everything went wrong at once and I got depressed but I am starting to get help for that.

So that's the short, short version but I don't want to bore you all! penis
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

you fucked that up boyce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Yeah but I fixed it and now it's v lol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

it now reads
"Since you asked, have a micro penis."

Still not right.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

he really is worse than nakers.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Sounds pretty heavy,
Where did you move to, you never know there might be some b3tans near by that can show you the town.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Yeah, life is pretty shit at the moment. That is why I thought joining b3ta would be good, not as good as meeting people face to face but it helps
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

quick, lets go to a new thread.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

MTFU. Cunt.



is this better Tangled?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Still seems a bit friendly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

WHERE DO YOU LIVE DO YOU WANT A HUG?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I WOULD LOVE A HUG
Actually, I really would love a hug.

I'm stuck in the back of beyond though
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

GET A TRAIN TO GLASGOW WE CAN HAVE COFFEE!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Thank you!
I work stupid hours 6 days a week so don't get to go back to the big smoke.

I used to live in the east end. What about you?
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

consider yourself lucky
my girlfriend's got 3 tits, and one of them's CANCER
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:02, Reply)

If this post doesn't make it on to the popular page I will be most disappointed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

we must all press the like-post button

(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)